This photo represents what Dina Lohan might look like if you called her a “lying bitch” to her face

Not that it matters, as her insidiousness is seemingly boundless, but it turns out that Dina Lohan is also a shameless résumé liar.

Dina Lohan…is always described as a former Radio City Music Hall Rockette - but she’s not. After an inquiry from The Post, a spokeswoman for Radio City called back to say an exhaustive search found no record of Dina Lohan, or Donata Sullivan (her maiden name), ever being a Rockette. Execs at Cablevision, which owns Radio City, were said to be indignant anyone would claim to be a Rockette who wasn’t. “It’s like claiming to have a degree from Harvard when you don’t. It’s a big deal to be a Rockette,” said our source.

When asked if there’s anything she has accomplished, Dina snapped, “Well, I decimated Lindsay’s innocence; have you ever destroyed your own flesh and blood on a quest for personal gain?”


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Comments (3)

No. 1 blah says:

Did anyone see that movie about the Texas cheerleading murdering mom? The story was about this stage mom who was desperate for her daughter to succeed and to become a member of the cheerleading squad in Texas, thereby forcing much needed attention on her daughter and a sort of celebrity status on herself for doing nothing more than giving birth to her…yeah, it’s kind of like that with this one.

Posted: Jun 6, 2007 at 6:44 pm
No. 2 celia says:

Michael Lohan gets his revenge by spilling the dirt on his ex-wife.

Posted: Jun 6, 2007 at 11:36 pm
No. 3 MonicaNichole03 says:

Celia you are so right. I was wondering why anyone would care enough to check that but Michael was probably giving them the leak. That is to sad when people have to make up stories about their lives to make it seem more interesting. I wonder if Dina is going to publicly say anything about this scoop. Like maybe come up with some photographic evidence or something.

Posted: Jun 6, 2007 at 11:51 pm

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