Daddy, Issues

It’s unclear whether he chooses girlfriends who look like his daughter or whether his girlfriends choose fashion icons who look like his daughter, but the result is a man dating a woman who looks strikingly similar to his daughter. And that’s so very, very disconcerting.


Oct 9, 2007 · Link · 29 Responses
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Comments (29)

No. 1 nedanye says:

Nice sweater, Cosby.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:14 am
No. 2 jujubees says:

I’m really creeped out right now. Happy place, happy place.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:19 am
No. 3 LisaNo.1 says:

At first I thought, “wow, Britney looks good here!” Whoopsie.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:29 am
No. 4 cerebratious says:

nedanye you hit the nail on the head with that. haha

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:45 am
No. 5 cerebratious says:

can we start calling him “White Cosby”

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:46 am
No. 6 Sugar Magnolia says:

she looks like a cross between lindsay and that Hannah Montana chick my daughter watches on Disney.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:47 am
No. 7 cerebratious says:

? (whoops, i missed the ? there…. last post on this i swear)

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:47 am
No. 8 james_boston says:

that photo on the right is spooky. she looks like Li Lo’s double. further proof that lindsay never had a chance with parents like hers.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:48 am
No. 9 deimos says:

maybe he’s trying to take papa joe’s title as sleziest dad in the world. you gotta have goals people.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 9:55 am
No. 10 maria says:

I came here to say that was a Cosby sweater.

/nedanye beat me to it

//can we bold here?
///why can’t we preview comments?

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:06 am
No. 11 james_boston says:

maria has some serious existential questions today.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:11 am
No. 12 nedanye says:

I almost said, “Nice Sweater, Chess King.” But I didn’t know if Chess King would have as wide an appeal.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:12 am
No. 13 LisaNo.1 says:

To be fair though, White Oprah had that hair before Lindsay did. Maybe he just has a very specific type - that Lindsay is, for some reason*, drawn to.

*like trying to get love and approval or summat.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:13 am
No. 14 casual observer says:


Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:40 am
No. 15 seyour says:

All kinds of EW. Obviously that photoshoot of him and is daughter in a rose bush was just the tip of one fucked-up iceberg.
And I think we must, we must start calling him White Cosby.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:41 am
No. 16 Sugar Magnolia says:

His sweater is definately mid80s Cosby but hers is a 70s throw back. There’s something about a knit hoodie with a pocket-pouch that reminds me of junior high. She just needs a pair of painter pants and it’s 1978 all over again… I wonder if she was even born then?

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:44 am
No. 17 April says:

i hate knit hoodies with pouch pockets.. question: does anyone ever put anything in there? no! the pocket is too delicate.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 11:04 am
No. 18 Sugar Magnolia says:

you couldn’t put your pens or pencils in there ’cause they’d poke through. You couldn’t put your big plastic comb in there ’cause that HAD to go in your back pocket to be cool.

And c’mon… It’s just not a good look. Then or now.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 11:16 am
No. 19 maria says:

You could put your entire forearm into the pocket and fashion an “emergency sling”.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 11:20 am
No. 20 janice says:

I like to carry my babies in the pocket, y’all.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 11:23 am
No. 21 April says:

it didnt even keep your hands warm - it was too wide.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 11:24 am
No. 22 gayledi says:

Chess King thats funny.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 11:40 am
No. 23 jujubees says:

She’s trying to steal my box pocket idea.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm
No. 24 kat says:

This chick CANNOT be much older than Lindsay. SCARY!

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 1:14 pm
No. 25 MiaNyc85 says:

ewwww, i had to take a really long long look at her, to figure out that it isnt Lindsay! Its really gross! But hey what ever floats his boat.!

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 1:57 pm
No. 26 Nicola says:

Creeepy… she looks like my friend Emily O_o

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 7:44 pm
No. 27 celia says:

actually i think she looks a lot like Dina Lohan — his ex-wife. only a sick mind would think the woman looks like his daughter when she is clearly pushing 40 — watch the neck area closely.

Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 10:03 pm
No. 28 piedlourde says:

Oh, you guys, the Cosby comments cracketh me up. Seriously; where DOES one buy those sweaters? Papa Lohan must have used the same ones for some twenty odd years.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 8:26 am
No. 29 boeman says:

I can’t believe I’m saying this, because it means I’m defending this weird-o, but Lindsay looks a lot like her mom, who her dad married before Lindsay came along. So, obviously that’s his type. I think this girlfriend is just trying too hard to look young! I’m sure from close up, her skin is leathery, and she’s got lots of wrinkles!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 4:16 pm
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