It’s unclear whether he chooses girlfriends who look like his daughter or whether his girlfriends choose fashion icons who look like his daughter, but the result is a man dating a woman who looks strikingly similar to his daughter. And that’s so very, very disconcerting.
Nice sweater, Cosby.
I’m really creeped out right now. Happy place, happy place.
At first I thought, “wow, Britney looks good here!” Whoopsie.
nedanye you hit the nail on the head with that. haha
she looks like a cross between lindsay and that Hannah Montana chick my daughter watches on Disney.
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that photo on the right is spooky. she looks like Li Lo’s double. further proof that lindsay never had a chance with parents like hers.
maybe he’s trying to take papa joe’s title as sleziest dad in the world. you gotta have goals people.
I came here to say that was a Cosby sweater.
/nedanye beat me to it
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maria has some serious existential questions today.
I almost said, “Nice Sweater, Chess King.” But I didn’t know if Chess King would have as wide an appeal.
To be fair though, White Oprah had that hair before Lindsay did. Maybe he just has a very specific type - that Lindsay is, for some reason*, drawn to.
*like trying to get love and approval or summat.
All kinds of EW. Obviously that photoshoot of him and is daughter in a rose bush was just the tip of one fucked-up iceberg.
And I think we must, we must start calling him White Cosby.
His sweater is definately mid80s Cosby but hers is a 70s throw back. There’s something about a knit hoodie with a pocket-pouch that reminds me of junior high. She just needs a pair of painter pants and it’s 1978 all over again… I wonder if she was even born then?
i hate knit hoodies with pouch pockets.. question: does anyone ever put anything in there? no! the pocket is too delicate.
you couldn’t put your pens or pencils in there ’cause they’d poke through. You couldn’t put your big plastic comb in there ’cause that HAD to go in your back pocket to be cool.
And c’mon… It’s just not a good look. Then or now.
You could put your entire forearm into the pocket and fashion an “emergency sling”.
I like to carry my babies in the pocket, y’all.
it didnt even keep your hands warm - it was too wide.
Chess King thats funny.
This chick CANNOT be much older than Lindsay. SCARY!
ewwww, i had to take a really long long look at her, to figure out that it isnt Lindsay! Its really gross! But hey what ever floats his boat.!
Creeepy… she looks like my friend Emily O_o
actually i think she looks a lot like Dina Lohan — his ex-wife. only a sick mind would think the woman looks like his daughter when she is clearly pushing 40 — watch the neck area closely.
Oh, you guys, the Cosby comments cracketh me up. Seriously; where DOES one buy those sweaters? Papa Lohan must have used the same ones for some twenty odd years.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, because it means I’m defending this weird-o, but Lindsay looks a lot like her mom, who her dad married before Lindsay came along. So, obviously that’s his type. I think this girlfriend is just trying too hard to look young! I’m sure from close up, her skin is leathery, and she’s got lots of wrinkles!