Dita Von Teese So Boring Nowadays

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Just as liquor sells sex, sex sells liquor. Such is the reason one hires Dita Von Teese to shill tipple despite the fact that it looks like she hasn't had a hot meal or stiff drink in days.

Last night in New York, Von Teese and alcohol brand Cointreau held a party to celebrate booze and Von Teese's sexuality; the results were predictable.

After the jump, Von Teese performing her martini glass routine for the millionth time. (Possibly NSFW.)

Apr 23, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses

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Tagged: Advertising, Alcohol, Dita Von Teese

Comments (7)

No. 1 Your Mama says:

I wonder what they'd pay to see my drunken Cointreau bottle up the hoohoo routine?

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 9:56 am

No. 2 Helen Skor says:

Your Mama, that routine that is something that should be shared with the world free of charge.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 10:09 am

No. 3 gayledi says:

That's so 50 years ago.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 10:13 am

No. 4 chelsea says:

Nice add pretty girl

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 11:26 am

No. 5 rantmagazine:boohoo says:

She's so cold. I bet she doesn't like sex. She seems to manufactured and 'put on'. But fair enough, you don't want people to know you really…and you're an entertainer…

Just think I missed the hype ship when it came to her..

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 1:27 pm

No. 6 stopthemadness says:

yawn

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 4:58 pm

No. 7 Alan says:

I think Dita gets hired to do high end promotional work because she projects a glamorous, classy and sophisticatedly sexy image. Bit too hard for some to get their heads around, I guess. Go figure.

Posted: Apr 28, 2008 at 4:06 pm