Whatever Happened to Oz?
"I don't know, y'know? I thought American Pie was pretty good—people are still saying MILF, right? And now what? I'll tell you now what: Klein's getting crapped on by everyone in The Biz. I'm eating beans and tuna fish for fucking dinner, I'm in movies with goddamn Jake Busey and my ex-girlfriend – who may or may not be the mother of my child – is dating an ultra-wealthy, paranoid lunatic. Can you believe I can't remember not having a headache? When's it gonna be Klein's time, huh? Of course you don't know. I'm out. I'm going to get some pussy. Oh, and I liked Pearl Harbor. To hell with the critics. Hell. Hell."
More of Chris Klein's sounding board after the jump.
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Would that be the burning kind, or the one where they are forced to watch crappy movies, like say "Pearl Harbor," over and over again? I think double hell means both.
BTW, I'm just kidding about "Pearl Harbor."
Hey, chin up fella. It could be worse, you could be…….um…….thinking……I've forgotten most of your movies, guy. At least your not, Tara Reid.
I love Kate Beckinsale. The dress is semi doiley but she's still perfection.
at least he made one good movie. rollerball is the shit…not the crappy one they had in the theater, the unrated version.
I liked "Election."
Hey, he's in Just Friends. And no one can tell me that's not a good movie.
Well you can. I just won't agree.
I'm sorry, I forgot he was in that. I was too busy watching, REYNOLDS!
Yes it was really only after the 99th or 101st viewing that I realized "Hey, Dusty looks familiar. Now where's Reynolds?"
The only thing that would make this movie better, more, Reynolds. And possibly some cowbells.
Reynolds banging on a cowbell. Naked.
Now I need more cowbell.
Don't fear the Reynolds.
Just Friends is a cinematic classic. It is evil twin's personal porn. DON'T JUDGE ME.
You are preaching to the choir sister. All hail, Reynolds and his magnificentnessnessness.