Well, I don’t know. I’d like to say Tyra is a presumptuous liar but we still have states in the Union insisting on "Intelligent Design" so…Further more, some folks are afraid that if we teach kids sex education too early then they just might run amok and hump everything insight. So I wouldn’t be surprised if this is true.

wow, just wow

*in sight is two words* Fixed it for me.

I feel uncomfortable talking about my Britney in police society, I'm not gonna lie.

I believe it. Lots of people are terrified of their own sexuality and think that genitals are icky. I know several women who's parents explained nothing to them about their anatomy, and think that a penis and a vagina have one purpose. Birthin' babies. They are not toys, keep your hands off, and for the love of god–don't look directly into the vagina. It'll burn your eyeballs.

i grew up in the bible belt, alot of people don't know what their vaginas/penises are there for. where i grew up you're taught that sex is a dirty sinful thing that should only be done with your spouse and only to make babies. so many people are taught to be ignorant of their own bodies and it's really sad.

I'm not afraid by any means and both of my parents are incredibly open. That being said, I honestly didn't know there was a seperate pee hole until just a few years ago.

Whaaaat?!

True story. And I'm now 25.

i smell a commie ss ;)

Oh, no, Randa, I'm quite comfortable with my vajayjay, I just don't talk about it generally outside of my relationship with my gyno and my boyfriend. :)

I always thought when I had a baby it would burst forth from my head, like Athena from Zeus.

My husbands says I'm all messed up because it was not talked about at all in my house growing up. TMI??? I think he's right, cooters all meessed up.

deimos, I can only hope. But I'm not even lying, it's totally true story.

I also thought for a really long time, that when you got your period, it all came out at one time and just made a big effing mess (nast, I know). I always wondered how you would prepare for something like that. Are you warned? Do the planets align?

It was from this story my older brother told me once about a girl in his class who got hers and you could see it. Scared me for years.

Sad but true: I ended up the "sex advice" friend 1st year of college, and 2 friends had that exact question: they thought there was only one hole. Neither were virgins, and this was in New England (not just the Bible-Belters have problems). It's a widespread misconception.

Frankly, I'm suprised they didn't come out with a puppet dildo and get that thing going on! Tyra is one crazy woman. I really think she got wet when she told that woman she was molesting, I mean hugging to look at herself tonight. I really think she went home and pee'd herself silly trying to forget the whole embaressing experience.

Face it. We live in a Pillow Pants nation.

So I take it as strange that we started sex ed in 6th grade, here?

What would Oprah say?

We had sex ed in school too, but it mostly consisted of this: Sex makes babies. Sex gives you AIDS and herpes. Don't have sex and you won't get AIDS and herpes. The End.

yeah, that pretty much describes my sex ed class also.

Oprah would say 'I cried for a half an hour when I heard about it'.

that is one plush puss

i was a catholic school girl my whole life and we had sex ed starting in 6th grade. but our's was extremely graphic indepth sex ed. we saw actual pictures with diagrams and took tests. we even learned about std's- complete w/pictures. it scared me into not having sex… for a while ;)

Oh my god, have any of you seen "Am I Normal?"!!

It's this male puberty film from the 70's. Hilarious.

Many women aren't aware of what is down there, and can't/never had and orgasm because of it. As much as Tyra annoys me, it is a subject worth discussing.

Naripon, I also have a mouth troll. Wanna hazard a guess as to his name? ;)

It's an important subject, to be sure. But while I think sex ed is megaimportant, I'm not likely to be dishing about my latest pap on my coffee break. That would be similar to the jhorts-wearer discussing his prostate health over cocktails. ::picturing that…wow::

Excuse me for being so graphic but ya gotta play with it yourself before telling someone else to play with it. God I cant believe I just said that….especially coming from screen name cooter.

*how to (play with it)

Actually, cooter, wouldn't that just be apropos? ;)

I went to a Catholic school, and during health class in 8th grade, our science teacher showed us a video of a birth, and just as the baby was crowning, he rewinded it. And forwarded it. And rewound it. And forwared it. I didn't inquire about lady business till last year.

The Sex Education classes in Canadian high schools right now give all the information needed as soon as grade eight. Like to throw condoms in the garbage, not in the toilet or like your salad. And that your boyfriend should shut the hell up about how he needs Magnum condoms because he only has an ego that's too big. The only complaint I have is that they don't teach elementary kids how to protect themselves enough, because older kids take advantage of the ignorance of the younger children and get them to do weird shit for them. And if I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't masturbate in the middle of the swimming pool all day thinking nobody knew why I was so fond of those jets…

My mom said that when her and her friends got married (when they lived in Iran) they didn't know what an erection was so they would freak out and run out of the room the first couple of attempts. Oh, and they were nurses. You think they would touch on that in Biology class…
PS
They didn't all get married to the same guy. Weird I have to clarify…

When we were younger my mom took us to a wacky church and the pastor one Sunday morn' decided to pray over all the virgins and asked all the virgins to raise their hands. I said "mom, raise your hand!" she scowled at me and said, "How do you think you got here". Traumatic, to say the least.
follow up: the pastor was caught with a prostitute a few years later.

ju was supposed to report back on this whole show…after that puppet, i'm glad she didn't. i feel ill.

cerebratious, you're not in tx, are you?
i think we might have had the same biology teacher! mine did the Same thing!

Is "Am I Normal?" the video where there are a lot of animated noses? The only thing I remember about Canadian sex ed is this video, where they say "Penises are like noses. Some are big, some are small, some are crooked, some are straight, some are skinny, some are fat!" And through this whole thing, there are big, animated noses of differing shapes and colours floating throughout the screen.

I couldn't look any of the boys in my class in the face afterward, without studiously examining their noses.

I did mention the vagina puppet. Overall it was boring. I ended up turning on, The Real Whores of the Orange Coutny.

Frankly, I got my sex ed the only place you'll get the truth, on the streets. My mom jut told me men only want one thing and then they'll leave you. Well, duh. I already knew that but it still didn't clear up where the hell babies came from.

Luckily the older kids told me what was what. I was pretty shocked that a blow job had nothing to do with styling your hair. Color me surprised.

I live in the Northeast (and didn't graduate all that long ago) and we didn't have ANY sex ed, only girls getting pregnant in 6th grade. We didn't even have a health class until the 10th grade & then the section of the textbook with the interesting pictures was blacked out - with SHARPIES!

All I could think of was my disgusting health teacher and Bible thumping principal getting their jollies looking at the pictures and then getting out the black markers and covering up those "nasty" words & pictures so we couldn't see them.

Their method worked so well that by the time I graduated nearly 20% of the girls in my class were either pregnant at the time or had given birth previously.

PS - I read my Childcraft books at an early age & knew ALL about the holes…

My parents didn't teach me anything growing up and I had to learn everything from my pervert friends. I think that my parents thought that if I didn't know anything, I wouldn't have sex.
When I was in sixth grade and they were teaching the sex ed classes I had to sit in the hall because my parents wouldn't sign the consent forms for it. I got told about it all afterwards, but obviously my parents were a little too strict about the whole thing!
When I got my period for the first time, the only thing my mom said to me was "stay away from the boys beds!" That didn't clarify anything for me either, strangely enough.
PS. I got pregnant at sixteen

Your mother must have had the same sex ed class as mine. I never got info just warnings. It was like having Carrie's mother. They're all going to laugh at you.

My mom walked in on me sitting in front of a full length mirror trying to figuire out how to put in a tampon, I think it scarred us both for life.

I'm kind of damaged after reading about it. If only you have a puppet to help you out.

*had*

Sorry.

judicare, you must have grown up in southie with me. though we did have sex-ed, everyone was pregnant anyway. and they were still allowed to attend class.

i learned about sex the right way…from a priest. i think ju is catholic…she knows what i'm saying.

I don't know about animated noses, but there was a scene at the end of "Am I Normal?" where the boy goes to the zoo and everything is made clear.

What made the whole thing even funnier is that I was in like, sixth grade and they showed it to us in the library. I miss those days.

SS, i think "best week ever" had a clip from "am i normal?" it was a pervy looking janitor talking to a young boy about his penis…it looked like he was trying to pick him up.

YES!! That's the one!

Don't ask me why they had the girls watching it too. Maybe it was to let us know the quickest way to a man's heart. Talking about his wang.

the video is on youtube. when my boss steps out in 5 minutes i'm gonna have to check it out…from what i remember, the boy comes out of a bathroom somewhere on school grounds and the janitor approaches him and starts discussing the boy's penis…with a creepy smile (and probably a hard-on). probably taught a generation of pervs how to pick up ten year olds.

Can Dr. Debbie explain how Tyra's asshole can be both nestled in between her ample, dimpled buttocks, and simultaneously wedged somewhere between her outdated bangs and surgically-enhanced breasteses?

Just take them to the zoo so the animals can demonstrate how puberty works. Going with the janitor is always a safe bet. =)

Hilarious. I should be damaged from watching it. I probably am. Ten bucks says I have some repressed emotion built up inside me that will pop out ten years down the road and I'll have this weird inkling to drop my entire life to become a middle school janitor. Sounds fun.

*Funny side note. The ad at the top of my screen is about making periods easier. Take orthotrisomethingorother. Or, you know, be born a dude.

Tyra,
Give an audience a cooter lesson and they'll be queasy for a day.
Show the audience your cooter and they’ll be queasy for a lifetime.

Yeah, the priest "prayed" all over those virgins.
Not speaking truth and denying human nature makes people make extremely harmful mistakes. Obviously the most potentially dangerous human qualities must be the most concentrated on educationally.
And juju, not all men will only want to use a girl for sex. I can't stand when people make that kind of generelization and discredit an entire sex. It's also bad saying something "like God has to be a man because a woman wouldn't be capable of all this evil." That makes a good woman seem like the only possibility, therefore nobody gets credit for being good because it is a biological obligation. We can't critisize womanizers if we say it is what to be expected.

oh oh…i see a bitch-fight a'comin'!

(and ilnazhad, don't attack me for using "bitch"…focus on juju!)

j_b are you instigating? hmmmm?

I hate religion fights. Can't we go back to talking about vagina's?

a little maria. i can't help it.

so SS, how's your vajayjay doin'?

Nah.. no bitchin'.. no fightin'..

Check this little clip on Tyra.. it's pretty funny..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDq2SxL6t2c

PS
YOU SUCH A HO YOU SLEEZEBAG CUNTFACE sldknflsndlfnsldf s g GO GET YOUR TOES SUCKED JUJUlnbdslfnnlsjd
(I kid)

Seems fine today. Last time I checked it was where I left it and everything. Thanks for asking =)

glad to hear it SS…my vajayjay is a little sad. it's probably the weather.

It is cold outside. Does it get seasonal depression?

Just blame Daylight Savings. That's what I'm blaming everything on this week. and probably part of next week.

Well il didn't read what I said. I said my mother told me that. I didn't say it. So if he wants he can go bitch out my mother. Just not around martini time or he'll get cut.

PS, I'm not generalizing that all drunk women will cut you, just a certain percentage.

Wow. Ilnazhad has a strange sense of humor.

What a sick bastard. I like that in a person.

I went to Christian school from elementary thru high school. I remember the school sending home papers for parents to vote for sex ed or not. OK, so considering most of the parents were Baptist, you can only imagine, lol. I was about 11 when my mom gave me some book my James Dobson. I remember it saying masturbation was evil, blah blah. Not that it stopped me from doing it. Thankfully, I was curious and read books at the real library and figured that shit out:P I always got asked sex questions by my friends, because they knew I wasn't all embarassed about it. Plus, I was one of the only girls that wasn't forced to wear dresses when not in school, allowed to play sports, and have boyfriends, amoung other things. Funny thing is, out of probably 20 girls around my age at my school, I think I was the only one not to catch an STD or get pregnant during/right out of highschool. Ah, good times, good times. Gotta love those crazy Bible Thumpers:P

SS, you might be right. i'll have to put the vajay on lexapro, stat. it's done wonders for juju's vajayjay.

Get v-jay some omega 3 vitamins.

You take the good, you take the bad, blah, blah, blah, the facts of life.

jeebus, i've never understood parents who try and scare their kids about sex…they themselves were kids once. did their parents' repression stop them from being curious? of course not! religious folk are so stupid…i don't include any religious folk that might be on mollygood, of course.

I take Lexapro for me AND my vajay. Keeps us happy most of the time =)

James, I'm fairly religious, but my parents, while strongly encouraging abstinence until I was ready to handle the consequences of sex, made a point to educate me. ;)

7 words. Are you there god, it's me, margaret?

"We must - we must - we must increase our bust!"

sorry if stereotyped you southerners again cait…when it comes to the bible belt, you know what elitist snobs we northern ghetto trash are ;)

hey hey hey speak for your self, im not ghetto

That book ruled.

James, *I* probably have more street cred than you. ;)

uh april, aren't you also from southie? that automatically makes you ghetto trash too…

dammit

"My mom jut told me men only want one thing and then they’ll leave you. Well, duh. I already knew that but it still didn’t clear up where the hell babies came from."
Juju, I disagree with your view point (or the one that was expressed in that post), but I'm not fuming or anything. I do have a twisted sense of humour, I guess. I don't actually think you are a "ho" or a "sleezebag."

JUST A CUNTFACE!
(I kid)

Juju, I learned EVERYTHING from that book.

It's called humore fuckerface. Don't forget to pick up those anti depressants.

Oh, and I'm a female.
Anyhow, I have to go to Church now to get sprayed on. I mean, prayed on.

Then you'd better bring your pantyliners

fight, fight, fight!

i got your back ju…i'm ready with a bitchy quip if you need it. it involved fisting, afterbirth and all kinds of nastiness.

I just wipe off the discharge with some pages ripped out of the bible.

(Wait, this "bitchfight" is a joke, right?)

lol, James. Just hold my heels and lipstick. That's how the tranny's did it on dupont circle. than il and I can go get kicked out of a waffle house. Keep it classy.

Boston! I'm not calling you BJ anymore! You don't deserve to be endeared to me by being named after one of the greatest acts in the world. I will forever resent you.
And sucking cock will never feel the same now.

You'll be able to blow again, I promise. Let me buy you some white trash pancakes.

oh ilnazhad…i like you too. it's just juju is my dickless husband. so if i have to take sides…well, you understand. ju and i have spent countless hours talking about her vajayjay…you can't forge a bond like that with everyone!

But you really need to work on the Madonna lyrics. But you know I love you mnore than my choos.

I have a lot of but's going on in there. That's what he said.

When I think about you I zing myself.

Can't I sometimes be your dickless husband, too?

I see you with a strap on. I'm a little bit sub your a little bit dominatrix.

LOL…where's dave when i need him? you girls need more fags to be hags to…cord, come out already! i need you!!

I've never had sex with a gay man before but I'm
a quick learner and a quick leaner!

(har har har)

It's really dissapointing. They only like boobies. And it's just time wasted where you could be out drinking and dancing.

Wait, gay men like tits?

Well, some. Not in a sexual way though. Ask James about it. He just doesn't like anything bigger than a D. Hater.

not really…we like feeling boobs up cause they're fun to play with but there's no sexual arousal, trust me. they're bouncy and cute and not disturbing, unlike the vajayjay which, no offense, is like a horror show to us.

They're fun for the whole family. There's a commie in here somewhere.

Oh, so you have to be part of the itty-bitty-titty committee.
PS
What do you mean not in the sexual way?
PPS
Wait, are you saying he likes being breastfed?
PPPS
I just wanted to hit the triple P's to piss Boston off.

Boston, why don't you like them bigger than a D cup?

no ilna…boobs are fun for gay guys like balloons are fun for kids…you just wanna squeeze them and poke em to see what happens.

I don't know why but he shouldn't knock em, they are like pillows. But not like pillow pants.

Doesn't sound like it would be fun for the person with the boobs.
Kind of like how helium balloons must not like being let go to drift by punk kids so they can soon pop and fall into the ocean and get eaten by sea animals that think they are jellyfish.

i've never seen one bigger than a full b cup in person but i've seen lots of porno with double d's and they're kinda gross. i say b or c is more than enough. straight guys are crazy for thinking otherwise. big ones just aren't aesthetically pleasing.

i gotta finish up and go home girls…seeya tomorrow! night to y'all and your vajayjays!!

I would totally wear that vag puppet as a hat. To a PTA meeting. :-)

I also LOVE Tyra's shoes.

So now I can't be your dickless husband AND my tits are just too big to be "aesthetically pleasing."
Can you give me some love, queencrone?

Ah, James, but you forget. The ones on the majority of porn stars are a)fake, ii)disproportionate, and 3)usually poorly done with that weird valley betwixt the tits. That ain't natural.

This clip looks like the shit that comes out of my vagina. Sorry guys, stil confused about the holes…

That's really sad if there are girls out there confusing the urethra with the vagina. I mean, c'mon. That's BASIC anatomy. What's scary to think is, what else do they not know?!? I was fortunate to have a mom who took me to a Planned Parenthood sex/anatomy ed class when I was in 3rd grade. It was embarrassing at the time - all these 10 year old girls sitting there with their moms, but looking back it was totally empowering too! Props to my mom, and this was back in 1983, in Peoria, Illinois. So, basically, if the schools are failing our children at sex ed, we need to start taking advantage of other avenues, like Planned Parenthood!!! I imagine they still offer sex ed classes for young girls. At least, I hope they do.

can i get some love for ilnazhad and her vajayjay people! hello??

mandy, that's just wrong. even by mollygood standards, very, very, wrong.

mandy is randy.
ilnazhad is ummm.. what rhymes with ilnazhad?

baghdad.

Dear ilnazhad, with all my heart

I'd midget wrestle with iln. She's my bitch.

someone needs to work "baghdad, heart, ilnazhad and midget wrestle" into a haiku for ilna, to show our appreciation for whatever it is she gives us with her presence.

Wait a minute, what? We have a what? That's disgusting!