What are you trying to say, Cord? I don't get it.

Oh good. We're Perezified and pushing people to come out.

He's just doing it to lure Denise15 back.

Denise is grounded. I saw her foul mouthed posts
on the perez blind item comments and she is
in big trouble. I might even ground her from the football game on Friday. I apologize for her
bad spelling. Signed her Mom

I saw a picture of Jakey Pooh today with a beard…and I don't mean Reese…I mean a Peepaw beard. I don't care if he's gay or not…just get rid of the beard…the hairy one that is.

Yeah…what is Cord trying to say?

i wouldn't be pointing fingers at ricky if i wore a bright pink shirt to an in touch party.

Ooooh ssssssssssnap.

The National Coming Out Day links back to the bloggers with bloggers post…You don't have to be coy with us, Cord.

the locket deimos, don't forget the locket

Reading for subtext… It's National Coming Out day… linking back to the post where Cord asserts his straightness… then *imploring* Ricky Martin to come out… and linking to him awkwardly rumping a woman?

Nope, I'm still not sure I get it.

I knew! Cord IS trying to steal my man!

I figured Bunnie just spilled coffee on his real shirt and had to borrow one from Dr. Rey.

*it*

he smoked two joints in the morning and two joints in the afternoon and that's why he though hot pink was a good color for a man's shirt.

thought*

Now both links go back to the original Ricky Martin post…hmmm, I am really unsure as to what this may mean.

It means "backtrack and cover your ass."

It's like the Da Vinci Code… but more cryptic.

he thought we wouldn't notice that. i bet he's kicking himself in the ass for giving us shit for not looking at the links now.

Oh, he fixed it. Now we're back to just plain old trying to out people.

Did Cord on purpose mistakenly, accidently out himself? Way to get in the spirit of the holiday there! And you thought we never checked the links…Stop messing with our minds.

james is going to be pissed he missed that.

Cord, I'm very impressed that you used the proper word for closet in Spanish since most native speakers in the US just say "closet".

But it should be EL Ropero. Not LA Ropero. You must have gender agreement. Ropero is masculine noun. This only drives me nuts because I'm a spanish grammar fanatic.

And "chao" is not Hispanic for goodbye.

You know, just once I'd like to see Bunnie post with an "Oops, sorry. I've corrected the error and I appreciate your input. Learn something new every day!"

Acknowledging that you made a mistake doesn't make you an asshole. Not bothering to thank the person who educated you in a very polite way kinda does, though.

Right, because I deferred to you on the lesser Phoenix brother, I didn't get all bitchy about it. I had to agree that in fact, your assessment was correct. I guess we are just not as cool as you know who.

You are the hottest man alive. No, really. God, someone get me a cigarette, I can't take it.

*clap* I stand corrected. I appreciate you filling me on things I've missed!

good job cord, i'm proud of you.

ps- we were wrong, you were right. happy?

And actually I said it KINDA makes one an asshole. But a deliberate misquote doesn't quite surprise me. ;)

I love that he had to go back about 4 months to find one. That is awesome. That speaks of photogenic memory right there.

I just love how Cord is being so damn fun today. He's been in hiding for days basically and then WHAM! two Bestings. And one for each of us, Kitchy, that is just too perfect.

It's like Christmas. Only better. Best, even.

you guys a the bested bitches in here. i'm jealous of your mad skills.

are*

Aw, deimos, you just need to follow the tips I gave you. You can see it worked twice today. I expect you to get a proper Besting tomorrow, young lady.

You know, as long as we're getting everything we asked for…

Just once, I'd like to see a thread dedicated to naked pictures of David Beckham, Ryan Reynolds, and Christian Bale.

Please, Cord, can we, please? We promise to be good for at least an hour.

I won't even mention that the main (not only, just main) reason you Bested me was to cover your ass on accidentally outing yourself.

I promise.

he won't post pics of them because he's jealous. he can't have his hags drooling over other men.

Kitchy gets bested and Cord taunts me with a Suckfani post….

You know, we haven't had an "Angelina is a terrible mother" post in quite awhile.

Great googly moogly, I love you people. Killing me. Seriously, killing me. From the spanish grammar fanaticism to the nuanced asshole vs. kinda asshole argument… I love it all.

I can't even read the comment sections on other celebtrashtic blogs with the "Firsts!" and the "Frists!" and the "LOLz!!!1111"

angelina got booted for cord's new obsession perez.

I do hope you got that the nuanced asshole vs kinda asshole comment was a joke. *lol* I mean, I'm fairly certain Bunnie took it seriously, but generally his readers have a much better sarcasm detector.

oh absolutely. i know it was a joke. a pretty damn funny one.