How I wish someone would plow into her with a gigantic SUV. She is such a waste of oxygen.

wow. if she were brunette/red I'd swear that was me after about 6 minutes at the beach.

i just threw up a little in my mouth

I have absolutely no idea who that is. I'm kind of glad.

Kitchy- A few years ago she plowed her suv into a crowd while wasted. She injured about a dozen people and only served a couple months. Cleb justice at it again.

This reminds me of a movie? Oh yeah, Silkwood. She looks like she was microwaved.

Dori the Jersey Socialite was in the car with her at the time, I believe.

I think Grubman just got hitched and popped out a little tanorexic sociopath…at least, that's what I heard.

We should file a class-action lawsuit against Mystic Tan for being subjected to this. April, do you think we have a case?

I thought she got burned the old fashioned way. Either way, my retinas are still burning.

she has a swimsuit line so maybe it's a little of both

And a neck wrinkle line. Cute.

evil, if you and a few of your friends could get documented pyschiatric help about the pain you are due to mystic tan, i think you could try for mental anguish.

Making an appointment with a shrink now.

Good lord, the woman looks like she was boiled.

I've got furniture finishing tools that look more supple than this woman. She's a walking cat's tongue.

Yep she's married and a new mommy now, too. If her father wasn't a world-class bajhillionnaire lawyer I would certainly wonder why ANYone would marry this class-less, tacky, entitled, cruel nightmare. She's also appallingly UGLY, on top of everything else.

OK well I am IN on that Mystic Tan thing. And I imagine there may be many other ways in which Lizzie Grubman has caused me mental anguish. MANY. Madonna, too.

Ya know something, even Paris and Nicole. I am very hurt by them. Oh yeah. I am gonna go see a psychiatrist today. I need comforting and understanding b/c it has been so difficult. Also, that Dannielynn Nicole Smith baby. HER, TOO!!!