Remember when I said this: "Lohan meltdown clock set two minutes closer to midnight"? The clock's striking twelve, dudes.
She messed up a little on Friday night. Turns out she was so drunk after running her car onto a curb that she forgot bring her "usable amount" of cocaine with her before fleeing the scene of the accident ("But, officer, she was fucking wasted"). Whoops!
Know what this means? Well, besides the fact that her 21st birthday party just got less radical, this also means that Dina Lohan and Lindsay Lohan's handlers are literally fuckers. Their lies, denial, greed and apathy, despite numerous nonverbal cries for help, have fucked a 20-year-old baby. Lindsay's drug addled, blotto, irresponsible and dangerous to herself and others, and instead of pursuing help for her down every avenue possible, the selfish pricks in her corner are sending her to parties and pawning off responsibility.
With friends like these, who can tolerate sobriety?
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She never got sober, she only used that rehab facility as a hotel because she was made to by the producers.
At least she'll probably make up for the lack of Olsen Twins porn someday.
She is toast in Hollywood. Whatever, career she thought she had is over. Mama, its okay to bite the hand that feeds you. You should of stepped in. You didn't need to be her girlfriend.
We all knew it was only a matter of time…I hope that this girl straightens out–SOON!
poor kid….she should of paced herself…she's 20 and done everything, she has nothing to look forward to. i would definitly rather be rich than famous….her moms a loser too…she's got no coat tails to ride on now
Don't count Dina Lohan out yet; after all, she's got two other kids to pimp.
Part of me is gleefully happy that she got busted. Another part remembers that I was 20 years old once, and it's a good thing that I didn't have tons of indisposable income and nobody around to tell me no about anything. The second part wins today. How sad for her, she really did have talent when she was a kid.
A lot of these girls are getting to the point where getting drunk and high or whatever is no longer just fun and games, but starting to affect their lives. I've seen it too many times before, and if they don't stop or at least slow down dramtically, now, they're going to fuck something up so badly that they won't be able to fix. Not that I'm against alcohol or drugs, but for god sakes, be responsible! IF YOU CAN AFFORD A CHAUFFEUR, DON'T DRIVE DRUNK!
Is that a meth face? She looks more like 40, no, I'm 52 and look better than that. Let's go for 60.
This girl is affecting her life bigtime right now! She is 20 and she looks 40–How scary is THAT?! She looks like her mother Dina's SISTER–NOT daughter! Looks aside, she may DIE!
Her pimp father was on TV after it happened. "Come to daddy, honey", yea and don't forgeet your bankbook! What disgusting scumbag motherfucking bloodsuckers both parents are! What do you call the mom, a whore or a pimp? Poor girl, she has to deal with white trash parents. No wonder she is fucked up.
Hopefully, this will be the beginning of the end of her career. First of all, she's not that great of actress, so we'll be spared that! And secondly, it'll serve as a lesson to other young starlets.
I'm over her, not that I ever thought she was great or interesting in the first place… other than the freckles… that's hot.