Or Something Like That

Did everyone have a good weekend? Heather Locklear did: The actress was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara for driving under the influence of what cops believe to be drugs. A resident called police after witnessing Heather "driving erratically"; when police found her, she had parked her car on a state highway, blocking a lane. Sounds perfectly normal to us.

After being tested for drugs and alcohol, law enforcement reported that alcohol was not involved. She was released without posting bail — but not before delivering one of the most terrifying mug shots of all time. Good one, Heather!

Sep 29, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 16 Responses
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Comments (16)

No. 1 evil twin says:

It's actually not that scary of a mugshot. It's certainly no Nick Nolte. I mean, can you blame her? Jack Wagner probably sings that damn one hit wonder of his 24/7. I'd probably need a couple Valiums too.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 9:20 am
No. 2 thecookie says:

Awww — poor little Sammy Jo!
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.....-sammy-jo/

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 10:01 am
No. 3 mirsada says:

Actually she still looks kinda hot.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 10:05 am
No. 4 mirsada says:

Actually she still looks kinda hot.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 10:05 am
No. 5 sar says:

she looks plastic surgeried. not awful, but not real.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 10:07 am
No. 6 Crumb says:

She looks like she's coked out.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 10:35 am
No. 7 Jill Rudisill says:

She needs help! She always made Richie S. and Denise R. look bad what about her what's her excuse and I bet it will be a good one? She thinks because she is Heather Locklear that gives her reason to be erotic she is so full of shit! She should not be treated any different then anyone else. This goes to show why her and Charlie Sheen are thick as theives they are two of a kind that does'nt say much for her does it?

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 10:54 am
No. 8 oilybohunk7 says:

Denise? Is that you?

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 12:26 pm
No. 9 Skaði says:

"gives her reason to be erotic" is the best misspelling I've seen in a long time, lol

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 12:37 pm
No. 10 sar says:

OMG i didn't see it! COMMIE!!

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 12:42 pm
No. 11 killorn says:

Jill, she wasn't treated differently than anyone else. She was arrested.

Also, she looks like an anime deer. A sexy, sexy anime deer.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 12:43 pm
No. 12 admittedlyaddicted says:

haha Ska, I was going to say something about it too…

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 1:10 pm
No. 13 button says:

I think 'Jill Rudisill' has given us a window into the world of crazy. Got any comments for Corey Haim perchance?

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 3:14 pm
No. 14 oilybohunk7 says:

Button, my theory is that it is actually Denise Richards. That is the only person who I can think of that would defend Denise Richards.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 4:44 pm
No. 15 Sarah says:

That's not Heather Locklear. That's Brett Michaels. I'm really pretty sure this is Brett Michaels we are looking at right now.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 7:11 pm
No. 16 sar says:

lol Sarah

where have you been!
stop withholding from us.

Posted: Sep 29, 2008 at 11:43 pm
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