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Uh oh, Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend – presently up from the 36 Chambers – was engaged to be married to some Average Jane before meeting Lindsay in rehab. But then the calls home ceased.

…he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

And what better way to comfort her, Tess, than by proclaiming to the tabloids that she's a shattered woman. What a fucker mother.

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Oct 17, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 20 Responses
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    No. 1 ilnazhad says:

    like a true follower of the wu tang clan.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:14 am
    No. 2 deimos says:

    this guy is going to feel really stupid when she gets tired of his same shirt wearing ass and moves onto her next victim.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:15 am
    No. 3 janice says:

    This Tierney girl probably just dodged the biggest, douchiest, Wu-iest bullet of her life.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    I thought Wu-Tang was dead?

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:20 am
    No. 5 janice says:

    No, juju, you're thinking about Castro again.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:21 am
    No. 6 Kitchy says:

    Bree is a real name?

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:22 am
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    I always am. Why do you avoid my you wiley minx?

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:23 am
    No. 8 janice says:

    Castro, vy ah you playink so coy vith zee juju?

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:24 am
    No. 9 james_boston says:

    so nice to see true love can be so easily destroyed by an out of work actor/coke whore blowing (heh, heh) into town. this is why i hate men…sometimes. usually.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:25 am
    No. 10 LisaNo.1 says:

    Evidently Mr. WuWear has a type: girls with mother's who like to bask in their progeny's limelight.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:25 am
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    Oh, I thought his type may be girls who still think lycra leggins are a good look?

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:28 am
    No. 12 pp says:

    "Tess" is actually Dina stirring up some publicity. Don't be so naive ya'll. Ya'll know how mama Lohan rolls.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:43 am
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    PP, is smarter than us all. Foiled again, damn you Dina.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 11:44 am
    No. 14 Be Adequite says:

    Will someone please tell the grown man to pull up his pants, find some good music to listen to, and most importantly LOSE THE GODDAMN BASEBALL HAT. You are NOT 12.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    No. 15 kat says:

    Any guy that wears a WU-TANG clan T-shirt is WAY too young to even CONSIDER getting married, anyways! Bree is better off!

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    No. 16 jujubees says:

    I like my bree on some lovely brushetta bread

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    No. 17 ashlyn says:

    janice, you're right. He's a douche bag. But, I bet Lindsay will keep him, because she's an even bigger douche bag.

    Didn't something like this happen a few years ago? Normal guy meets a skanky pop star and leaves his girlfriend and the girlfriend only finds out by reading the tabloids? That would be Britney Spears/K-Fed/Shar Jackson

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    No. 18 no use for a blog says:

    Was it really necessary to hyperlink 36 Chambers? C'mon now.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    Some may not have ever entered the Wu -Tang.

    Posted: Oct 17, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    No. 20 PhotoKat says:

    These people aren't even human! They fall in and out of love as often as they change their underwear.

    Posted: Oct 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
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