The road to sobriety is a long and winding one, and liquor stores and bars dot the serpentine path. Perhaps unsurprisingly, those roadside attractions occasionally prove too tempting for Hollywood's most freckled alcoholic Lindsay Lohan.
The "I Know Who Killed Me" star knocked back "at least two" vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn…
Lohan, who checked out of a Utah rehab center in October, downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality "star" Brody Jenner, sources tell us.
"Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail," says a friend, attempting to explain. "People overexaggerate her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was."
Redundancy aside, can one "overexaggerate" how dangerous it is for the recently relapsed Lohan to be drinking vodka with assholes? We hope so.
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Editor
You know you must have a problem when your compliments are regarding your "composure" rather than your new handbag.
Dear Linds:
DON'T DRINK!
Cordially,
SM
I prefer my vodka with a smidgen of vermouth and an olive, but assholes would probably work in a pinch.
Jokes aside, no, one can't "overexaggerate" what a bad idea this is, but let's make the most of it and use it as a fine example of the addict's mentality. Behold the road to relapse. "I am better, therefore I can handle a few drinks." See you back at Cirque, Lindsay. Maybe you'll find another boyfriend there. At least that's something to look forward to.
She is clearly drinking again. Only that would explain her Twiggy Karenina look.
Lisa(#1): And It looks as though she might have developed an allergy to alcohol. Her lips or oddly swollen. Or possibly she's working on turning herself into a duck.
"Her lips LOOK oddly swollen."
This is great. I liked the non-legging wearing drinking alcholic hit and run "do you know who I am" Lindsay best. Get back to you're roots.
Lily: Well she does like doing remakes. Maybe she is going for the titular role in Howard the Duck?
Sobriety is not an issue, now pass the vodka please while I snort my composure.
Howard the Duck is one of the great cinemetic masterpieces of all time. And did he know how to dress or what?! BRILLIANT, I say.
http://www.karcreat.com/HTD_Director.jpg
Lisa(#1) Ohhh Owwww, you just stabbed me in the neck cinematic cheese, but it hurts so good.
Does this mean we'll have to see her firecrotch again?
dear LiLo,
please look in the mirror before you leave the house, 40 year old hooker with a heart of gold is not a good look for anybody.
best,
deimos
I love Mr. T's almost unnoticeable, and oh so rare remarks. Thank you Mr. T. I too pity da foo'
YW mom. Now is not a good time to give up sniffing glue either.
Is it ever a good time to give up sniffing glue?
you know what is a good idea to give up sniffing, carpet fresh. It does nothing and burns your eye holes.
She looks so old! and she thinks she looks good! She is getting her little sister to look like a whore now, such a bad influence, just like her mom is on both of them! What a cheap slut! Linds is a loser, a liar, and looks to me like she is getting fat! She is the furtherest thing from a celebrity! why would anyone want to take her picture?! She is so gross!!
And besides, two vodka cocktails , however they are mixed, are really not considered falling off the wagon. That's just really a flavoring, like salt, pepper or habanero or tarragon.
It's not like a whole bottle or two. Calm down.