And She Doesn't Even Know It
Despite the fact that celebrity clothing lines often fail with very public thuds, Lindsay Lohan, the girl with a problem for each one of her freckles, is going to go through with this wacky-ass leggings brand of hers.
Named 6126 after Marilyn Monroe's birthday, Lohan's leggings line looks just as ridiculous as it sounds, complete with oddly placed zippers, cashmere adornments and – oh dear! – kneepads.
If, unlike your friend who went to LA once, you don't already own a bajillion pairs of American Apparel leggings, go out and buy some 6126s and do in them as Marilyn would have: cheat on your husband with married men who don't love you and then zonk out on meds. Your brain won't be in place, but your thighs will.
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Does it come with a packet of blow?
The girl on the right looks like Taylor Swift. The girl with the knee pads looks like a horse. Also, during the summer, I cannot imagine that the crotch area is fresh after a day in the sun and at the bars…these things won't get anyone a steady lover, that's fer g-damn sure.
I read in an interview with Lohan that she thinks she looks like a young Marilyn Monroe, so she would be deluded enough to name a leggings line after her birthday, like it's a fucking honor.
Am I the only one who's surprised that Lohan isn't modeling the pair of leggings with the kneepads?
I'm surprised there aren't crotchless leggings in her line.
The ad should run as "Embrace the camel toe".
hahah! fuck american apparel.
Am i the only one that sees these girls wearing leggings as pants, and thinks "smelly cooter"? Hm.
Hey hey now Kate. Watch what you put before "cooter".