Dos Dias de los Muertos
Having already served 84 minutes in jail as part of her plea agreement for a litany of misdemeanor drug and alcohol offenses, Lindsay Lohan must now spend two four-hour days in a morgue.
Her time at the morgue will be followed by two days in an ER. Both stints intend to "show [her] the real-life consequences of drinking and driving."
So start knocking them back in your Beemers, Los Angeles, otherwise Lohan might be stuck learning the consequences of red meat at every meal and cancer.
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What the hell is she wearing she looks like a half wraped mummy.
What the hell is wrong with the L.A. court system. A friend of mine got a DUI a few years ago in Ga and they made the next year of her life a living hell. She was in jail for DAYS, paid a huge fine and had to attend AA type classes 3 days a week for 6 months. She learned her lesson, she wont take 1 sip of a drink and drive.
When will the pictures of LiLo having sex with a corpse be hitting the internet?
I don't know, but you can bet AP's got the story written already, "just in case."
She should get to do the corpses' makeup. She'd make them all look real lifelike and suntanned. You know, the good thing here is that, regardless of the sentence, she's clearly learned her lesson. I mean, after taking that swig directly from a champagne bottle, that is. Good work, Linds! You're a real role model and a talented actress to boot!
I agree cooter - hse is getting vip treatment and could have killed people multiple times by gratuitously driving while fucked up (she could soooo pay a driver, what a joke, like driving in LA is fucking fun anyways!?)
red meat does kill. nice reference.
That outfit is just…wow, I'm not sure there are words. OK, maybe "tacky," and possibly "horrible." Is it just me or did she dress better when she was doing drugs? It's like the coke was laced with a modicum of fashion sense.