Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Perhaps scared away by the massive public outpouring of shock/interest/disgust/horniness that followed her intensely freckled, nude photo shoot for New York magazine, Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page spread in Playboy. This despite the fact that a simple Google search will turn up numerous photographs enlightening a person as to what each and every one of the young actress' private parts look like.

It's the end of an era, people. And you know what? Good for her.

Sep 5, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 9 Responses
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Comments (9)

No. 1 April says:

I agree. Her career has almost hit rock bottom and many an actress ahs taken such an offer and used it as an attempt to bolster a dying acting career. Good for her, maybe shes turning over a new leaf?

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 9:58 am
No. 2 swedish fish says:

she is so above playboy anyway. she'd rather pose for her "art"
the paparazzi camera is the brush and the open door limo is the canvas.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:39 am
No. 3 Kate says:

no no no no… She just doesn't want to do it 'that way'. She would rather have all of her naked shots be candid and to not get any money for them. this isn't a 'good for her' moment. she's an idiot no matter what.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 11:07 am
No. 4 Kayla says:

Total loser. The entire family. Not celebrities, wannabes! Linds is still using and lying about it - is why she stays with Sam - for drugs - maybe sex too. Linds can't sing, dance, or act. A joke.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 12:16 pm
No. 5 Keeblerkahn says:

I like how they didn't even offer a million. Everyone has already seen all your lady parts, 700K, take it or leave it.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm
No. 6 Gorgeous Black Women says:

I can probably tell you if she has a yeast infection if I googled her right now. Playboy is unnecessary.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 2:35 pm
No. 7 Suck it! says:

yeesh, talk about cooter grapes!

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 3:59 pm
No. 8 lava says:

i'd rather see a naked boiled chicken.

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:39 pm
No. 9 sar says:

lol suck it

Posted: Sep 5, 2008 at 10:53 pm
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