Villainous mother of four Dina Lohan took her 14-year-old daughter Ali (aka Plan B) to CBS' Early Show yesterday to drum up some viewers for the family's tainted reality show, Living Lohan.
With her forked tongue, Dina said without laughing that she only agreed to do the reality program to "diffuse the rumors," presumably the ones that say she's a money-hungry loon who will do anything to be famous. Then Ali spoke and demonstrated just how deeply she's repressed her memories:
"My sister is so hugely successful," Ali told Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen. "I feel like I have to be as good as she is, follow in her footsteps and feel I have to do as good as her. I feel a little nervous and like I have to impress everyone."
Um, Ali, it's not that hard: Don't twice get caught possessing cocaine while driving drunk and we'll be impressed. Don't become encumbered with some of the biggest daddy issues Hollywood has ever seen and we'll be impressed. Don't kill your mother and we'll be impressed. Win an Oscar? We'll definitely be shocked, but the other stuff is more impressive.
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So your kid throws a temper tantrum in the mall and you smack them once on the but, and child protective services are you before you even get out the door.
Whore your 14 year old daughter out to continue to make a name for yourself and that's ok?
Seriously people, am I the only one that finds something wrong with this?
"…she only agreed to do the reality program…"
This implies she was sought out by some shrewd entertainment lackey whose sole purpose was to bring the TV viewing public what it craved…Dina's unabridged "truth".
How is it that she hasn't clued into the fact that people are tuning into her show to see what NOT to do when you become a parent. Oh, also to see the long term effects of trailer park hair salons and baby oil tanning.
Nobody tans in the sun in Hollywood, they get sprayed. Too bad some of them don't get spayed as well.
Correction, Ali: your sister once had the opportunity to be hugely successful, and she blew it.
Being chased by paparazzi and being in the news for your rehab, drinking and drugs is not a success, its a disaster.
poor Ali, not the brightest bulb on broadway apparently.
The Lohans (ALL of them) are so yesterday. Tara Reid-like.
Oh no, if she kills her mother, I'll be impressed. I'd even give her an Oscar for it.
I can't even watch that show. Has anyone noticed that their house looks like two trailers stacked on top of each other? And their voices/accents….whatever it is, my hammer, anvil and stirrup are permanently damaged. "you can take the girl…….."
Why are these people allowed on TV at all??? Will you please let them know that NOBODY likes them! THEY ARE NOT CELEBRITIES!!! They are white trash losers!!!!
Please get rid of these people.
Is it me or does Ali look older than Mom here? It's not that Dina looks young, it's just that Ali looks so very oooold.
I'd like mommy Dina to make a video sucking me off. Then she could stop useing her kids instead.