Falling Star

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Photographs that professional dude Riley Giles took of ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan recently sold to a photo agency for a "low five-figure sum." Because people who rate celebrities do so by checking into how much money pictures of them are worth to people, this is bad news for Lohan's career. If hardly anyone is willing to part with good money to look at three or four pictures of the "troubled starlet," absolutely nobody is going to pay millions to see thousands of pictures of her shown in quick succession (that's how movies work!).

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Dec 27, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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  • Comments (21)

    No. 1 deimos says:

    i know how movies work cord but thanks for assuming we're idiots, that's sweet.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    No. 2 Mr. T says:

    Well, what next? A sex tape?

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    No. 3 deimos says:

    p.s. she really needs to hire a maid, that room is filthy.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    No. 4 Mr. T says:

    Actually, with digital movies, there is no frame by frame animation mixed with a sound track. Boggles the mind, I know but hey, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    No. 5 deimos says:

    happy new year mr. t, you're were always my favorite on A-team.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    No. 6 deimos says:

    my sentence made no sense but you get the point. time for more coffee.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    No. 7 Mr. T says:

    deimos, he's my favorite too! "I pity the fool!"

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    No. 8 Alex Hime says:

    great headline…you're a funny guy.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    Those old titties again? I saw those previously when her mom leaked pictures. I'd have given him double to burn them.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    No. 10 janice says:

    She looks smelly.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    No. 11 QueenOfTrashin says:

    No only is the room a mess, but what are the chairs doing stacked on the table (left side of pic)? And I always love "chippy" manicures.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    I also spot a half full frap in the back. You think Britney would leave a half a frap lying around?

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    No. 13 scooter butt says:

    i think it's starting to be clear why we see her in the stupid leggings over and over and over. that's the only thing she can find in that filthy place.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    No. 14 Mammoth says:

    Poor crazy ass girl. Look at her dead eyes - "Love me. Love me. Please love me. I'm sexy, right? Right Riley? Riley? Where are you going Riley? Look at my boooooobs, dammit!"

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    No. 15 Rachel says:

    That isn't a half frap it is a cup of vomit from the night before when she got plastered off of red bull and vodka.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    No. 16 eeks says:

    sad because she's talented.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    No. 17 parissucksliterally says:

    I'm glad he didn't get a lot of money. What a fucking tool.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    No. 18 Foldout couch says:

    Please, someone hire LL. I'm tired of her piling shit on me.

    Posted: Dec 27, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    No. 19 mae says:

    janice, thank you for finally saying what i've been saying all along. she looks like she smells!

    Posted: Dec 28, 2007 at 12:56 am
    No. 20 brian_amsterdam says:

    duh, she still makes more than all of ya combined … Can't call that unsuccesfull.

    Posted: Dec 28, 2007 at 9:29 am
    No. 21 Sugar Magnolia says:

    I keep picturing that Riley kid running around telling everyone they "did it." I can seriously see the quotes around it!

    1. Hey Jim! Me and that Lohan chick "did it."
    2. Take a look at these pictures… I took them right before we "did it."
    3. Dude… all you have to do is say she's pretty and she'll "do it."

    Posted: Dec 28, 2007 at 9:33 am
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