Brooke Hogan has officially gone off the deep end, although some might argue she already took the plunge many MySpace posts ago. Her latest written masterpiece — complete with mug shots, LOLCat style! — is evidently supposed to make the bloggers and gossip mongers of the world hang their heads in shame, but instead it just makes us feel really sorry for her.
Click through for her words of wisdom.
Monday, August 11, 2008
LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers….
It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke
Editor
How can she be so angry, when she's telling her story to every magazine that will give her the time of day? Or is she getting paid for her "approved" stories? Someone get this chick some help, stat. She seems like she's got a shred of decency, but this road she's choosing can only lead to a spread in Penthouse Magazine, where she's pouting seductively while peeing on the floor with her middle finger up her butt.
She ties with Solange for the "Girl, you so original!" award.
She'd rather be with her brother? Handcuffs and anal sex, Brooke's my kind of woman!
The best part is that she typed those cards herself and wasn't being facetious.
tExT sPeAk 4 lYpHe!
Well, she did need help spelling roommate…
i didn't bother to read the story but she looks hotter than i've ever seen her before! less chin and more black eyes
The photo is kind of like Britney Spears ca. 2000 dates Hayden Panettiere's dad.
Lava:
Black eyes are "hot"?
That's just wrong.
Finally, she did what she was born to do, she went into the ring. She has never photographed so well.