"It'd Have Been Anova Pete, Innit?"
Contrary to earlier reports, Britney Spears is not fleeing to London with her children. Instead, she's fleeing into madness with them: "…the beleaguered singer drove around the Beverly Hills area for hours with her children in the backseat of her Mercedes…without stopping."
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I'm going to halfheartedly hope that she was just trying to keep the kids asleep or something. That way we can give her credit for hot hopping them up with Nyquil.
Love the new hair, sir.
Dear Britney, Please read fairmaiden's letter to Paris. Thanks.
She can't "flee" anywhere with her kids, unless it's within the California state lines. I don't know why people keep claiming she is. She's not smart or anything, but I think even she knows that's a huge custody violation.
Didn't she shill Proactiv for a while?
Yeah, but she already took them to NV, so clearly she isn't thinking about legal ramifications.
Proactiv must be shitting their pants. You know- I'm surprised Jenny Craig has kept Kirstie Alley on.
She supposedly had permission to take them to NV. They can also both take a certain amount of days out of the state without permission.
Go Britney, just GO wherever I don't have to see your stupid pimply face anymore. And take those fucking ugly brown boots with you.
Isn't this a really old picture, by the way? If not, she got some much better extensions. Not great, but nothing like the ratty ones she had.
ugh… i feel a mixture of pity and loathing for this girl.
Yes this is an old picture and I LOVE IT
Say something nice, say something nice…..I really like how you were able to put your clothes on the right way, Britney. And I love those earrings. When your done can I use them as a beaded curtain?
She hates them, doesn't want to play or be a mommie.. Take them away from her!
She's just waiting till they are old enough to become her next assistants.
What's the matter, Cord? Did they make you take down the Britney as Fat Elvis picture?
Now juju's earrings comment makes no sense!!
I'm glad you changed the photo. This one is a little easier to look at.
The Britney saga just EXHAUSTS me. If I was one of her kids, I think I would feign sleep anytime she was around. Maybe KFed can sell them to Brangelina or something…
my friend drives her baby around when she has a hard time sleeping. it just lulls them to sleep. cars and ac/and or heaters make infants sleepy. big deal.