Nobody Is Leaving Chris Crocker Alone

Chris Crocker is kind of growing on us. Like a fungus. But that doesn't mean we need to see close-up crotch shots. Seriously, we just ate.
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Gawd! My eyes! My eyes!
looks just avril lavinge, or however it is spelt.
I feel so sorry for his dick.
Lisa, SO TRUE!!
And you know, just because you guys find those shots somewhere else on the internet doesn't mean you need to repost them and perpetuate his famousness.
She's perpetuating his "famousness"… not his fame. No worries, they're very different.
Dear Bush Administration,
You seem to have a knack for disappearing things. How about a little help, will ya?
Best,
mae
*SIGH* I might as well just give the Taliban my PIN. It would be so much easier.
Some poor tourist just walked by and was completely aghast, because he had been told that all the women in LA were hot.
Sorry sweety. Mangina and blue eyeshadow are beyond out. Blend your shadow so you don't look like a 2 dollar whore. Unless that's what you were going for. In that case, well done.
Please make it go away. His fifteen minutes of fame have lasted sixteen minutes too long.
i need an eyebrush. or perhaps an eye gouger.
It's like you want me to upchuck everything I've eaten, ever, Mollygood.
Yesterday and today, there were Heidi Montag x 2, Chris Crocker, Jessica Angelina Jo-Alba, Double LOlsens, Scarlett Johansson (Thank god only half of her loaded), Hasselbeck, half of the Cosmo doods, Jason Davis, Dr. Rey, Nicolette Sheridan, etc.
*sigh* Don't worry. I'm swearing off food.
I admire your resolve, ManBearPig. I wish I could swear off food. But I love it so much. :-(
Unrelated: Do you realize how hard your name is to type while intoxicated?
Crap, see, I thougth I was spelling good. that's the problem with drinking. everything looks normal till you read what you wrote the night before. Then you see the evidence that you are in fact, a drink ass.
Damn mine fingers. Drunk ass.
Jujubees, drunk asses are good people. Plus we have the most hilarious fun.
ManBearPig. ManBearPig. It is soooo much fun to type!!! And say!! :-)
You know spelled backwards that's, pigbearman. Ahhhhhhhhhh, I kill me. BEER ME
Well, I'll reverse it for you if that's any better. Wonderful to see that you log on whilst drunk, and typing my name. How thoughtful of you hags.
We like you, PigBeanADHMADIakhdsljkfjdnflakjndlfpffffft. We really do.
Hidyuss!!
Does anyone else see this resemblance?
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.....in-is-all/
friggin' funny … (s)he's hidyuss tho …
he does look like a combination of Amy Winhouse and Avril Lavigne. Scary stuff…
manpigman rocks. Pigbearman, manpigbear, pygmanllion.
EWWWWWW!!!! It's so LITTLE!!!!
By the by, Ilnazhad - I feel sorry for his dick too, but not because it's squeezed into these pants. That poor little thing has seen much worse horrors.