Nobody Is Leaving Chris Crocker Alone

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Chris Crocker is kind of growing on us. Like a fungus. But that doesn't mean we need to see close-up crotch shots. Seriously, we just ate.

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Mar 4, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 23 Responses
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  • Comments (23)

    No. 1 Sneezy says:

    Gawd! My eyes! My eyes!

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    No. 2 lisa says:

    looks just avril lavinge, or however it is spelt.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    No. 3 ilnazhad says:

    I feel so sorry for his dick.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    No. 4 Danielle says:

    Lisa, SO TRUE!!

    And you know, just because you guys find those shots somewhere else on the internet doesn't mean you need to repost them and perpetuate his famousness.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    No. 5 ilnazhad says:

    She's perpetuating his "famousness"… not his fame. No worries, they're very different.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    Dear Bush Administration,

    You seem to have a knack for disappearing things. How about a little help, will ya?

    Best,
    mae

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    No. 7 poo says:

    *SIGH* I might as well just give the Taliban my PIN. It would be so much easier.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    No. 8 Helen Skor says:

    Some poor tourist just walked by and was completely aghast, because he had been told that all the women in LA were hot.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 6:41 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    Sorry sweety. Mangina and blue eyeshadow are beyond out. Blend your shadow so you don't look like a 2 dollar whore. Unless that's what you were going for. In that case, well done.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    No. 10 paperback writer says:

    Please make it go away. His fifteen minutes of fame have lasted sixteen minutes too long.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    No. 11 stopthemadness says:

    i need an eyebrush. or perhaps an eye gouger.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    No. 12 ManBearPig says:

    It's like you want me to upchuck everything I've eaten, ever, Mollygood.
    Yesterday and today, there were Heidi Montag x 2, Chris Crocker, Jessica Angelina Jo-Alba, Double LOlsens, Scarlett Johansson (Thank god only half of her loaded), Hasselbeck, half of the Cosmo doods, Jason Davis, Dr. Rey, Nicolette Sheridan, etc.
    *sigh* Don't worry. I'm swearing off food.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    No. 13 queencrone says:

    I admire your resolve, ManBearPig. I wish I could swear off food. But I love it so much. :-(

    Unrelated: Do you realize how hard your name is to type while intoxicated?

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    Crap, see, I thougth I was spelling good. that's the problem with drinking. everything looks normal till you read what you wrote the night before. Then you see the evidence that you are in fact, a drink ass.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    Damn mine fingers. Drunk ass.

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    No. 16 queencrone says:

    Jujubees, drunk asses are good people. Plus we have the most hilarious fun.

    ManBearPig. ManBearPig. It is soooo much fun to type!!! And say!! :-)

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    No. 17 jujubees says:

    You know spelled backwards that's, pigbearman. Ahhhhhhhhhh, I kill me. BEER ME

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    No. 18 PigBearMan says:

    Well, I'll reverse it for you if that's any better. Wonderful to see that you log on whilst drunk, and typing my name. How thoughtful of you hags.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 12:01 am
    No. 19 ilnazhad says:

    We like you, PigBeanADHMADIakhdsljkfjdnflakjndlfpffffft. We really do.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 12:38 am
    No. 20 thewonkette says:

    Hidyuss!!

    Does anyone else see this resemblance?
    http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.....in-is-all/

    friggin' funny … (s)he's hidyuss tho …

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 9:12 am
    No. 21 southiejpd says:

    he does look like a combination of Amy Winhouse and Avril Lavigne. Scary stuff…

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 10:21 am
    No. 22 jujubees says:

    manpigman rocks. Pigbearman, manpigbear, pygmanllion.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    No. 23 Barbarella says:

    EWWWWWW!!!! It's so LITTLE!!!!
    By the by, Ilnazhad - I feel sorry for his dick too, but not because it's squeezed into these pants. That poor little thing has seen much worse horrors.

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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