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The worst joke in that torturous one-trick pony Zoolander ("OK, I get it—he's stupid.") was Blue Steel. Aside from being not funny, "the signature look" thing was repetitive and completely absurd. That is, until I saw this photo, which makes me think that people actually do have signature looks. And just like that, dry bit becomes sad, surreal reality.

More signature looks under here.

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Jul 13, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses
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    No. 1 evil twin says:

    Megan Fox is really pulling the SWF on Angelina. Yikes.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 11:41 am
    No. 2 Kitchy says:

    Damn Angelina's hot.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 11:42 am
    No. 3 Courtney says:

    Good call on the SWF. Brad's sooo getting a stiletto to the eye.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 11:48 am
    No. 4 evil twin says:

    She is. She's got that cute smirky look on her face in that picture, while MF sort of just has a blank stare. Just goes to show that beauty is also about personality, and not just looks.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 11:50 am
    No. 5 Marie says:

    I loved Zoolander. "Do you think I'm too stupid to know what a eugoogooly is?"

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    No. 6 Marie says:

    Oh yes, and Angelina's hot, blah blah.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    No. 7 lale says:

    Megan Fox gets her lips did. She's gorgeous, but she does seem to lack Angelina's depth. Especially when she's gonna marry David Silver.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    No. 8 Mr. T says:

    Hmmm, they both look like a pain in the ass to live with.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    No. 9 yapphlatipsoh says:

    SWF?

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    No. 10 Kitchy says:

    How does Brian Austin Green get hot women anyway? Although I guess God feels He has to make up in some way for making Green kiss Tori Spelling so often.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    No. 11 Be Adequite says:

    Fox is like the low-rent version of Jolie, ever since Cord posted her pockmarked face pic…I guess if we start seeing pics of Fox making out with BB Thornton then maybe Angelina should start watching her back.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    No. 12 jadiebear64 says:

    Angelina Jolie needs to drop Brad, eat a sandwich and give Billy Bob a call. She's such a weirdo now. Brian Austin Green has three names, one of which, is a color. That's how he gets hot chicks…duh
    And as for the signature look, looks more like a line of d-bags if you ask me. One has chest hair, one hates being latin, one can't get me out of her head, one just got knocked up, one has intercourse with fug fergie, one really is a total jackass, and the last tow cannot wait to drop the soap.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    No. 13 cmc says:

    6/10 of those people are just smiling, in their defense.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    No. 14 Kitchy says:

    I actually don't even think Megan and Angelina are giving the same look. They look alike in appearance, but Megan looks dead and Angelina looks hot.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    No. 15 April says:

    i freakin' love katherine heigl and knocked up was hilarious. i cant wait till superbad comes out

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    No. 16 evil twin says:

    @ yapphlatipsoh SWF is Single White Female, the movie where Jennifer Jason Leigh co-opts Bridget Fonda's look, boyfriend, and basically her whole life.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    No. 17 Courtney says:

    Superbad is going to be AWESOME. *boop*

    jadiebear, you say whatever punny business you want about the others, but let's leave my Krasinski/the father of my imaginary children out of this!

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    No. 18 jadiebear64 says:

    i don't see a signature look, i see smling faces. You knwo who has a siganture look? Tyra, and that loud, obnoxious oprah wanna be isn't even on the list! Mariah Carey too. That eyebrows raised smile like, "Who…me?" woof. The people shown are look alikes, not signature looks.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    No. 19 yapphlatipsoh says:

    Cheers, evil twin.

    I knew I knew. But I couldn't actually remember.
    (My head mostly swims with Brit cultural references ;])

    Am very much in agreement.

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    No. 20 Surgeonsgirl says:

    vagina lips!

    Posted: Jul 13, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    No. 21 hannah says:

    haha @ surgeonsgirl
    that is exactly what i think of when i see angelina (or scarjo for that matter). those huge bloated lips are nasty

    Posted: Jul 14, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    No. 22 celia says:

    bitch is trying to imitate Angie but her face is too expressionless to pull it off. nic try tho'. seems she's been using the DDF too.

    Posted: Jul 15, 2007 at 9:04 am
    No. 23 Palm Beach Princess says:

    evil twin i agree:)
    shes so beautiful
    ugh, albaTROSS WISHES she looked 1/2 as good as that other girl in the pic shes next to, not megan fox, but i dont know what that girl ( jessucka's with )'s name is. seriously, jessucka's hair looks like she got caught in the rain and it frizzed, and her eyes look like they may pop right out of her face. i guess its the anorexia, i went through it for a while, and you know what? no matter how great you THINK you look on the OUTSIDE (jessucka dosent look good, PERIOD, ugly inside and out, with her "im not mexican" and dissing the troops ), you damage the hell out of your body, so i guess shes got a little time until her sub par looks fade because her talent is an utter jackass festival.

    Posted: Jul 15, 2007 at 11:14 am
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