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Sources tell Page Six that Jennifer Lopez will officially announce her much speculated pregnancy tomorrow at her Madison Square Garden concert here in New York City. The congratulatory screams from the audience should be enough to soundly rattle the fetus where it lies; an apt metaphor for being born into fame.


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Oct 5, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 63 Responses
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    No. 1 cooter49 says:

    now see…thats just stupid. We all know shes preggers so now she's ready to announce it…we already know….There is no need J-blow!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 9:17 am
    No. 2 April says:

    what if shes actualyl jsut says "im not pregnant, im just fat, and im the new LA weight loss spokes person"

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 9:18 am
    No. 3 james_boston says:

    so if she's preggers, is her ass gonna double in size? cause that could be dangerous to all kinds of unsuspecting furniture in the tri-state area.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 9:54 am
    No. 4 smokyiiis says:

    roflmao…too cute James

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 11:19 am
    No. 5 deimos says:

    oh good, a stuck-up fur wearing bitch is going to give birth. here's hoping the child doesn't turn out like it's mother. i do wish the best for the unborn child though, it's not the baby's fault it's mother is a piece of shit that murders animals for the sake of fashion.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 11:20 am
    No. 6 evil twin says:

    I think her butt will be even bigger than Salma's pregnancy boobs, unfortunately.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 11:21 am
    No. 7 deimos says:

    at least marc will have a place to put his beer…

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 11:23 am
    No. 8 james_boston says:

    u anti-fur deimos? i've got a real good friend who's a vegan who i love to death and i'm so guilt-tripped about eating meat and the whole fur thing by him that i'm thinking about trying to quit meat [insert bad joke here]. plus i have a cat and love animals but i always feel like a hypocrite for attacking people like j.lo for being so pro-fur cause i eat meat [insert second bad joke here].

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 11:47 am
    No. 9 evil twin says:

    Libertarian alert****

    I enjoy eating meat. I respect the opinion of those who do not agree. However, I don't like it when people become violent to other humans regarding rights of animals. I love animals, not just the tasty ones, but I love people more.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    I'm with ET. Don't eat your meat but don't get all uppity at me if I choose to eat cows. I don't get all nutty on you for mudering vegetables. Unhand that carrot.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 11 deimos says:

    people were meant to eat meat. i only have a problem with people who wear fur. we don't live in the dark ages anymore, we don't need fur to keep warm. i just have a problem with slaughtering 40 minks so you can have a soft coat.

    ps- i HATE people who are vegan so they think they can talk shit to people who eat meat. if we were supose to only eat veggies we wouldn't have canine teeth. true story.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    No. 12 james_boston says:

    but (my vegan friend micah would say) there are plenty of animals that eat only vegetables and plants. i'm sure we'll also evolve to the point where we leave behind all our barbaric behavior, like eating meat and watching "the view". i imagine that our future is gonna be something like the end of spielberg's A.I. (i'm sure not one of you bitches have seen it but i love that movie) where the highly evolved, very thin and chic-looking robots have taken over and are living a very kind, very balanced-with-nature life in a frozen-over NYC. hopefully we'll be around instead of the androids but we'll also be a kinder and gentler race. and thin.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    No. 13 james_boston says:

    i gotta go do some work, LOL. seeya soon girls!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    No. 14 deimos says:

    eating meat is a balance of nature. just because somebody wants to eat only veggies that doesn't mean that people were only meant to eat veggies, that's just the bullshit they use to back up their lifestyle.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    No. 15 evil twin says:

    Bye, honeybunch.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    No. 16 MiaNyc85 says:

    I do not even want to imagine what their child would look like. J.Lo is pretty but Marc is another story.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    No. 17 eeks says:

    I'm vegan.
    I hate J Lo.
    She does not deserve to raise a child.
    I hope something happens, I can't help it.
    And eating meat is violent. Most just don't know what they are supporting at all by eating animals. We are not physiologically made to eat animals. it causes disease.
    http://www.isawearthlings.com

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    No. 18 deimos says:

    veggies have been known to cause disease also such as e.coli. if we were meant to just eat veggies all of our teeth would be molars.there are many creatures that are meant to be omnivores, humans being one of those. i can respect someone who doesn't eat meat because they find it cruel but to say that humans are not supose to eat meat is incorrect.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    No. 19 yourmom says:

    *FIGHT* *FIGHT* *FIGHT* *FIGHT*!!!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    No. 20 deimos says:

    no, no fighting. i make love not war. word.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    I had some bacon and eggs for breakfast and it rocked much. I don't think I could live without enjoying that tastiness. Thankfully no nut has ever wished death upon my children for my doing so.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    No. 22 janice says:

    Saying that eating meat is violent and then wishing death upon an unborn child makes less sense than potatos on bicycles.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    No. 23 Cait says:

    I'm with Evil and Deimos on this one. I volunteer with pet rescues, but eat meat. I'd never wear fur, but I'm a happy omnivore.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    No. 24 deimos says:

    mmmm bacon

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    No. 25 deimos says:

    "Saying that eating meat is violent and then wishing death upon an unborn child makes less sense than potatos on bicycles"

    ladies, we have a commie.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    No. 26 Cait says:

    "Bacon tastes GOOD."

    -Pulp Fiction

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    No. 27 Cait says:

    Cord will read your post, Deimos, and not award our darling James his Commie just out of spite.

    BALE!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    No. 28 deimos says:

    that's because cord is a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker and he messes around with me.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    No. 29 janice says:

    I'm a he? I did try to merge james like the Borg, but was unsuccessful. Don't tell him so I can try again later.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    No. 30 Cait says:

    Doh, sorry, Janice. I'm clearly an idiot.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:40 pm
    No. 31 janice says:

    Hey, confuse me with james any day. He is f-u-n-n-y. ;)

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    No. 32 April says:

    when the machines go into the fields to knock down and strip the corn stalks of thier fruit, they kill mice… so eating veggies kills too.

    im gonna go get a cheeseburger now.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    No. 33 janice says:

    Just don't get a Baconator. That shit will kill you.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    No. 34 deimos says:

    i just had some left over steak, sooo good. i think i'd rather die than never eat meat again.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    No. 35 eeks says:

    deimos - most people DO die due to their love of meat. It's called cancer and heart disease, two of the top killers. :-)

    And eating animals IS causing the global warming we bitch about. http://www.earthsave.org. Preferring events like Hurricane Katrina and other disasters, not to mention ruining our water supply and oxygen supply, because we want to cater to our tastebuds, is doing nothing for the human race our the world for our kids, etc. that people purport they will "do anything for".

    Just saying. It's in the stats that people don't want to acknowledge….

    JLo is awful. Awful awful awful. It's not that I want her kid to "die", and it may be petty, but it's that the idea of her procreating and spreading her disgusting ways is just too much.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    No. 36 deimos says:

    people have been eating meat since the begining of time, i highly doubt that eating meat is causing the world to go to shit. the fact is there's a study that proves everybody's point of view. if you want to prove your way is right you go out a MAKE it look right. eating meat is completely natural and vegans get heart disease and cancer also. you can't blame illnesses that everybody gets on meat.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    No. 37 janice says:

    I never thought I would see the sentence "It's called cancer and heart disease, two of the top killers" followed by a smiley face!

    I need a Xanax.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    No. 38 janice says:

    But then again, who doesn't need a Xanax, any time.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    No. 39 deimos says:

    pass one of those this way janice.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    No. 40 janice says:

    Comin' at you, deimos. Let's take a few, they're small.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    No. 41 deimos says:

    sounds like a party to me :)

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    No. 42 janice says:

    Giggity giggity!! Just in time for home time :D

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    No. 43 yourmom says:

    I want one! I want one!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    No. 44 yourmom says:

    God, I love prescription drugs

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    No. 45 janice says:

    Xanax for all!
    Have a great weekend guys!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    No. 46 james_boston says:

    lord i'm with you urmom…what's your poison? i love me some percocets with a rum chaser :)

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    No. 47 eeks says:

    read 'the china study'. Factory Farming, etc, has only been around recently… also read 'the food revolution'. it's already proven!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    No. 48 Cait says:

    I'm pretty sure that my love of a good piece of fried catfish didn't cause Hurricane Katrina.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    No. 49 Cait says:

    James, I'll take a ginormous bottle of Syrah, thankyouverymuch.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    No. 50 deimos says:

    sorry eeks, i don't buy it. it sounds like vegan propaganda to me.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    No. 51 eeks says:

    Well, it does help if people educate themselves, doesn't it?

    Whatever - have a great weekend, peeps.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 6:24 pm
    No. 52 james_boston says:

    don't know what syrah is but it sounds like it would go well with my hydrocodone and rum.

    eeks, i'm with you intellectually. i feel terrible when i eat meat now, in the emotional and mental sense. i'm sure i'll give it up soon…i look at my kitty and it just seems wrong when i'm having a piece of chicken. of course, my kitty tries to steal the chicken from me…it's all so confusing.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    No. 53 evil twin says:

    I'm confused, eating cows contributes to global warming? I thought it was the fucking cows farting that makes all the methane gas in the air that contributes to global warming. I thought by eating Bessie and her buddies, I was saving the earth. SON OF A BITCH.

    These rules change more frequently than some middle school girls' club.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    No. 54 Cait says:

    Eeks, I've done research on global warming, and separately on diets. Hell, our dietary habits as a species are why different blood types exist.

    That said, it is possible to look at a data set and arrive at a different conclusion. I'm very cynical about scientific information that serves no other reason than to back up a pre-existing agenda. Science is meant to be observation and experimentation that utilizes both variables and controls to derive a theory - not the other way around.

    I respect your opinion, and hope that you can respect my belief that the New York Strip I ate a few weeks ago didn't cause the suffering that I still see around me daily in New Orleans.

    Have a great weekend!

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    No. 55 ilnazhad says:

    Pop quiz, everyone!
    1. If you touch J. Lo's face, how many inches will your fingers sink in her make-up?

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    No. 56 evil twin says:

    Trick question, the makeup IS her face.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    No. 57 jujubees says:

    Finally, something to blame all the worlds ills on. BLAME THE BACON. Sorry about that, Katrina. I just had to have my breakfast meat.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    No. 58 Cait says:

    Fuck, Juju, that was totally unnecessary.

    I think you owe me a drink. ;)

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    No. 59 evil twin says:

    Can we have red meat with our drinks?

    Posted: Oct 6, 2007 at 11:46 am
    No. 60 Cait says:

    Take it to Katrina, as Avril would advise.

    Posted: Oct 6, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    No. 61 amm3 says:

    Who meant people to do anything? There's judgement and free will at our disposal. Humans can survive without consuming animal products. It's just a choice, either way.

    Quoting evil twin: "I’m confused, eating cows contributes to global warming? I thought it was the fucking cows farting that makes all the methane gas in the air that contributes to global warming. I thought by eating Bessie and her buddies, I was saving the earth. SON OF A BITCH."

    You know why the things exist in the first place and are just joking, right?

    Posted: Oct 6, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    No. 62 Don Ho says:

    Who's The Father?????

    Posted: Oct 9, 2007 at 8:07 pm
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