
Sources tell Page Six that Jennifer Lopez will officially announce her much speculated pregnancy tomorrow at her Madison Square Garden concert here in New York City. The congratulatory screams from the audience should be enough to soundly rattle the fetus where it lies; an apt metaphor for being born into fame.
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now see…thats just stupid. We all know shes preggers so now she's ready to announce it…we already know….There is no need J-blow!
what if shes actualyl jsut says "im not pregnant, im just fat, and im the new LA weight loss spokes person"
so if she's preggers, is her ass gonna double in size? cause that could be dangerous to all kinds of unsuspecting furniture in the tri-state area.
roflmao…too cute James
oh good, a stuck-up fur wearing bitch is going to give birth. here's hoping the child doesn't turn out like it's mother. i do wish the best for the unborn child though, it's not the baby's fault it's mother is a piece of shit that murders animals for the sake of fashion.
I think her butt will be even bigger than Salma's pregnancy boobs, unfortunately.
at least marc will have a place to put his beer…
u anti-fur deimos? i've got a real good friend who's a vegan who i love to death and i'm so guilt-tripped about eating meat and the whole fur thing by him that i'm thinking about trying to quit meat [insert bad joke here]. plus i have a cat and love animals but i always feel like a hypocrite for attacking people like j.lo for being so pro-fur cause i eat meat [insert second bad joke here].
Libertarian alert****
I enjoy eating meat. I respect the opinion of those who do not agree. However, I don't like it when people become violent to other humans regarding rights of animals. I love animals, not just the tasty ones, but I love people more.
I'm with ET. Don't eat your meat but don't get all uppity at me if I choose to eat cows. I don't get all nutty on you for mudering vegetables. Unhand that carrot.
people were meant to eat meat. i only have a problem with people who wear fur. we don't live in the dark ages anymore, we don't need fur to keep warm. i just have a problem with slaughtering 40 minks so you can have a soft coat.
ps- i HATE people who are vegan so they think they can talk shit to people who eat meat. if we were supose to only eat veggies we wouldn't have canine teeth. true story.
but (my vegan friend micah would say) there are plenty of animals that eat only vegetables and plants. i'm sure we'll also evolve to the point where we leave behind all our barbaric behavior, like eating meat and watching "the view". i imagine that our future is gonna be something like the end of spielberg's A.I. (i'm sure not one of you bitches have seen it but i love that movie) where the highly evolved, very thin and chic-looking robots have taken over and are living a very kind, very balanced-with-nature life in a frozen-over NYC. hopefully we'll be around instead of the androids but we'll also be a kinder and gentler race. and thin.
i gotta go do some work, LOL. seeya soon girls!
eating meat is a balance of nature. just because somebody wants to eat only veggies that doesn't mean that people were only meant to eat veggies, that's just the bullshit they use to back up their lifestyle.
Bye, honeybunch.
I do not even want to imagine what their child would look like. J.Lo is pretty but Marc is another story.
I'm vegan.
I hate J Lo.
She does not deserve to raise a child.
I hope something happens, I can't help it.
And eating meat is violent. Most just don't know what they are supporting at all by eating animals. We are not physiologically made to eat animals. it causes disease.
http://www.isawearthlings.com
veggies have been known to cause disease also such as e.coli. if we were meant to just eat veggies all of our teeth would be molars.there are many creatures that are meant to be omnivores, humans being one of those. i can respect someone who doesn't eat meat because they find it cruel but to say that humans are not supose to eat meat is incorrect.
*FIGHT* *FIGHT* *FIGHT* *FIGHT*!!!
no, no fighting. i make love not war. word.
I had some bacon and eggs for breakfast and it rocked much. I don't think I could live without enjoying that tastiness. Thankfully no nut has ever wished death upon my children for my doing so.
Saying that eating meat is violent and then wishing death upon an unborn child makes less sense than potatos on bicycles.
I'm with Evil and Deimos on this one. I volunteer with pet rescues, but eat meat. I'd never wear fur, but I'm a happy omnivore.
mmmm bacon
"Saying that eating meat is violent and then wishing death upon an unborn child makes less sense than potatos on bicycles"
ladies, we have a commie.
"Bacon tastes GOOD."
-Pulp Fiction
Cord will read your post, Deimos, and not award our darling James his Commie just out of spite.
BALE!
that's because cord is a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker and he messes around with me.
I'm a he? I did try to merge james like the Borg, but was unsuccessful. Don't tell him so I can try again later.
Doh, sorry, Janice. I'm clearly an idiot.
Hey, confuse me with james any day. He is f-u-n-n-y. ;)
when the machines go into the fields to knock down and strip the corn stalks of thier fruit, they kill mice… so eating veggies kills too.
im gonna go get a cheeseburger now.
Just don't get a Baconator. That shit will kill you.
i just had some left over steak, sooo good. i think i'd rather die than never eat meat again.
deimos - most people DO die due to their love of meat. It's called cancer and heart disease, two of the top killers. :-)
And eating animals IS causing the global warming we bitch about. http://www.earthsave.org. Preferring events like Hurricane Katrina and other disasters, not to mention ruining our water supply and oxygen supply, because we want to cater to our tastebuds, is doing nothing for the human race our the world for our kids, etc. that people purport they will "do anything for".
Just saying. It's in the stats that people don't want to acknowledge….
JLo is awful. Awful awful awful. It's not that I want her kid to "die", and it may be petty, but it's that the idea of her procreating and spreading her disgusting ways is just too much.
people have been eating meat since the begining of time, i highly doubt that eating meat is causing the world to go to shit. the fact is there's a study that proves everybody's point of view. if you want to prove your way is right you go out a MAKE it look right. eating meat is completely natural and vegans get heart disease and cancer also. you can't blame illnesses that everybody gets on meat.
I never thought I would see the sentence "It's called cancer and heart disease, two of the top killers" followed by a smiley face!
I need a Xanax.
But then again, who doesn't need a Xanax, any time.
pass one of those this way janice.
Comin' at you, deimos. Let's take a few, they're small.
sounds like a party to me :)
Giggity giggity!! Just in time for home time :D
I want one! I want one!
God, I love prescription drugs
Xanax for all!
Have a great weekend guys!
lord i'm with you urmom…what's your poison? i love me some percocets with a rum chaser :)
read 'the china study'. Factory Farming, etc, has only been around recently… also read 'the food revolution'. it's already proven!
I'm pretty sure that my love of a good piece of fried catfish didn't cause Hurricane Katrina.
James, I'll take a ginormous bottle of Syrah, thankyouverymuch.
sorry eeks, i don't buy it. it sounds like vegan propaganda to me.
Well, it does help if people educate themselves, doesn't it?
Whatever - have a great weekend, peeps.
don't know what syrah is but it sounds like it would go well with my hydrocodone and rum.
eeks, i'm with you intellectually. i feel terrible when i eat meat now, in the emotional and mental sense. i'm sure i'll give it up soon…i look at my kitty and it just seems wrong when i'm having a piece of chicken. of course, my kitty tries to steal the chicken from me…it's all so confusing.
I'm confused, eating cows contributes to global warming? I thought it was the fucking cows farting that makes all the methane gas in the air that contributes to global warming. I thought by eating Bessie and her buddies, I was saving the earth. SON OF A BITCH.
These rules change more frequently than some middle school girls' club.
Eeks, I've done research on global warming, and separately on diets. Hell, our dietary habits as a species are why different blood types exist.
That said, it is possible to look at a data set and arrive at a different conclusion. I'm very cynical about scientific information that serves no other reason than to back up a pre-existing agenda. Science is meant to be observation and experimentation that utilizes both variables and controls to derive a theory - not the other way around.
I respect your opinion, and hope that you can respect my belief that the New York Strip I ate a few weeks ago didn't cause the suffering that I still see around me daily in New Orleans.
Have a great weekend!
Pop quiz, everyone!
1. If you touch J. Lo's face, how many inches will your fingers sink in her make-up?
Trick question, the makeup IS her face.
Finally, something to blame all the worlds ills on. BLAME THE BACON. Sorry about that, Katrina. I just had to have my breakfast meat.
Fuck, Juju, that was totally unnecessary.
I think you owe me a drink. ;)
Can we have red meat with our drinks?
Take it to Katrina, as Avril would advise.
Who meant people to do anything? There's judgement and free will at our disposal. Humans can survive without consuming animal products. It's just a choice, either way.
Quoting evil twin: "I’m confused, eating cows contributes to global warming? I thought it was the fucking cows farting that makes all the methane gas in the air that contributes to global warming. I thought by eating Bessie and her buddies, I was saving the earth. SON OF A BITCH."
You know why the things exist in the first place and are just joking, right?
Who's The Father?????