shifty eyes and a double chin, yeah this guy totally looks like a molster.

my mom told me never to judge a book by it's cover but c'mon! i've never seen a bigger pery looking perv.

And I just had my Oatios! It is way too early for this.

Jane: Well…the money and living the lifestyles of the rich and famous made that cross easier to bear. And with all the wealth, my "destroyed" family members could go their own ways and do their own thing, without ever having to actually be with each other and deal with the "inappropriates" that tore us apart, yet made us fabulously wealthy!

that's pervy looking perv, not pery. now i'm spelling as badly as bedbugs…

I feel like he's trying to seduce me with his eyes in this mugshot…. Although I'm probably not his type (too old, too female)

he's only interested in people he can blow…watch out james. ;)

It puts a whole new spin on The House of Carters. I don't really remember the mother protesting too much back in the day. Is this the same mother who's children hate her? Huh, why could that be?

Huh? I only spell bad on purpose…and when I have the flu.
Good moroning, everyone!

they hate her because she didn't want lou blowing them.

Look at that hot mess, I'd be resntful too. He looks like a cuddler.

don't worry deimos…i got my chastity belt on.

I think it's the other end you need to be worried about.

He has molester face if I've ever seen it. And what is with that fucktard assistant? It was a "joke" around the office? Wow, you complicit bastard. It makes sense why Nick is such a mess.

Sidenote: the "Lou-wd" makes me laugh, but it almost looked like loud stretched out. Maybe Lou'ed?

good for you james, i wouldn't want creepy lou after my junk if i were a dude.

I'm going to need that on a t shirt. I've been Lou'ed.

so this is real tacky but we must start a guessing game as to who's done lou to be in a band and who hasn't…

O-town-every single member of Otown must have had sex with him. how else would those douches have gotten any kind of contract?

lance bass-too easy but he must have. again, the boy can't sing and, well, c'mon! he's lance bass!

justin timberlake-this is the one that i'm interested in. i can't see it yet out of everyone in BSB and N'sync, he's by far the cutest so lou must have at least tried.

nick carter-i believe he's done nick. it explains nick's behavior and nick was cute back in the day. had that innocent young blond boy look lou seems to prefer. poor nick probably closed his eyes and pretended it was someone else blowing him…i've been there nick.

brian littrell-just sayin'. he's kinda cute. if i was lou i woulda tried.

I'm all about the tacky. Lance, oh yea. JC, everyday and twice on Wednesday. I'm going yes on Nick but no on JT.

I never understand parents who allow a child to serve as the sacrificial lamb. Really. A relative of mine (by marriage) has a brother who was raped for years so that the family could live in big gay uncle's house, rent free. Good Jesus, it hurts me to look at him now, just knowing that he was thrown to the wolf like that. I have always maintained that I'd rather kill my kids than sell them into prostitution. Obviously this isn't the same case- kids' parents could have just not let them go the "Backstreet" route, excuse the pun. But still it happened. It makes me hate humanity sometimes.

jt? really? i just don't see it…straight boys from tennessee don't perform gay acts to get ahead, do they?

Can we get a post about Britney getting a tan after handing over custody of her boys? I need some humor this morning. Someone Haiku? Anything other than kids being molested.

Ugh. I really hate to get into this particular conversation, because it is depressing, BUT - I vote no on JT. He was the ugly one with the talent. He was probably all, "Britney, why doesn't Lou like me as much as the other boys. They have sleep-overs and I stay home working on my beatboxing and dancing. Sigh."

“And then he said, and these were his exact words, ‘You’re a smart boy. Figure it out.’”

this reminds me of the scene in "Empire Records" where Rex Manning asks Liv Tyler's character for a BJ.

hahahaha lisa thats probably exactly waht he was like too. i can hear his whiney little voice.

when i was in elementary school the drama teacher was an older man who would only let boys work on "sets" and "backstage" and he drove a mini-van with curtains that covered all the windows…i bet he's in the lou pearlman fan club

He's kinda Jabba the Hut-ish… I can see him sitting on a throne-like chair barking orders to the boys…

Nick! Go pet JC's hair and then kiss him sweetly on the forehead. I don't care if you're in different bands.

Justin… No, you don't have to touch me this time. Can you just dance for me? Naked, though. That's better…

Oh man! I just pictured JT as Princess Leia when she was captive of Jabba. Heh heh heh hhe.

I bet nobody wants him to be their bitch in jail. Eww, his cranny's are probably all sweat and full of smegma.

Oh you guys, please don't. My sides, my sides. It's like a comedy hour sponsored by How To Catch A Predator. I shouldn't be laughing so hard at such sad shenanigans.

i wouldn't be surprised if j.t. did it. i mean, he was a young naive southern little thing just like britney.

i bet he'd pet the peen.

wow- amazing.

Ain't nothin but a heartache.

I don't care who you are, what you've done, as long as you love me.

Hmmm…

it is true that JT won't speak about pearlman so maybe there's something there. he probably did most of the n'sync guys including justin once. sorta like an entry fee into the group. poor justin. i wonder if he topped him or if justin was on top?

…is it wrong that i'm getting a wee bit excited?

(shameful confession #2, I'm working up to where you are April)

James, my friend and I had an indepth discussion about what it would take to get a gay guy to do it with us. Assuming we weren't married, we think it'd be hot - granted, we don't wanna turn one straight, it's just that some are so uber hot, and we just wanna say we did it.

(Queer Eye host guy was on Dr. 90210, and they were showing hot gay guys and the discussion came up…again, don't judge me.)

honestly? just get him coked up. works for me and pussy.

And the Big Fucking Surprise of the Day award goes to . . .

I wonder if any of this precipitated the big lawsuit that NSYNC had against Pearlman. I know they SAY it was over money, but I bet that JC just wouldn't put out anymore and Lance was too ugly for Lou.

i used to listen to backsreetboys and nsync all the time until they would not play any of there songs anymore that made me cry how rood of people to call the backsreetboys and nsync gay i think they are not gay.