Kate Moss is getting married and fired with the velocity of a healthy bump up a bloody nostril.
Only weeks after getting together with Jamie Ince, Moss made the announcement to her friends at a wedding.
According to London's Daily Mail, the pair emerged from a '12-hour love-in' at a friend's wedding for Moss to tell friends, "I love Jamie so much - we're engaged!"
But the happy state of her romantic life is not apparently mirrored by Moss's work prospects. It has emerged that seven of her most lucrative modelling contracts have been rescinded.
Agent Provocateur and Coco Chanel are just two of the publicity campaigns that will be making do without Moss's distinctive pout from now on.
Moss is now only bound to 11 lucrative modeling contracts. The shame. Jesus, man, the unthinkable shame.
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I havent seen shades like that since Bingo night in Sarasota!
(and I super secretly love them, and try them on whenever I get the chance. Shhhhhh!)
Ugggh, she's so poor now. Paris is never going to talk to this poor crackhead.
Let's be fair. Maybe they've only been dating for a week. But clearly they've been at the same love-in for quite a while, since there haven't been any since 1973.
Johnny was her only good choice of boyfriends. She must have decided to keep her boyfriends uglier than her. Johnny was the pretty one in that relationship.
jujubees you can't be suggesting that Kate has some sort of insecurity complex… she seems very emotionally and psychologically stable to me. nothing but healthy choices there.
I know, I must be jealous. But she's had my greatest love, Pete. I love a man with open sores who paints in blood.
haha i went to college with a girl just like your description of Pete! …she works at Talbots now. ohhh the hilarious irony…
Maybe someday Kate will grace the Talbots ads… Her future is looking bright.
I wish every night on the first star I see that she starts dating this guy.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/27/.....is-lovely/
Think of the children they could have.
LOL, do you think that guy can evern put his arms down?
Aaaaaaand the Gosling biceps question is now answered.
Are shoulder supposed to stick out to the side that much? shut your pie hole or, I'll poke you in the eye with my shoulders.
Is she dating an aging boy bander?
yeah, arrr shut your pirate hole
because there is more to fashion than Kate Moss…
http://quissumfashion.blogspot.com
Yeah she's really "classing" herself up with this one. He's one half of that vegan, chain-smoking, vomiting, we refuse to give interviews because of our self-importance, anti-corporation, fuck-the-establishment (yet, we sign lucrative contracts with huge record companies) outfit, The Kills. You know, the kind of band your fifteen year-old niece finds out about and thinks is so "punk" and "goth" and "cutting edge" because they say things like "anti-establishment" and "fuck the people."
And if that doesn't work, the glasses, the 3 Stooges haircut, and the cowboy boots should do it for any red blooded female.
Oh, he's a whinning sissy in skinny jeans. So edgey.
I was stoked up on caffeine this morning. It didn't show…did it?