Remember when there was a big countdown to when the Olsen twins were gunna turn 18? And then when it happened people were like, oh wait a minute, theyre freaky looking. Jailbait is just such a turn on we were all blinded by it!

Are their parents hippies? They always look like bag ladies or former hippies.

These kids didn’t have a childhood, I’m going to just assume that they still play dress up and live in a fantasy world. Hopefully by the time they turn 35 they’ll have matured a bit. But who the feck am I kidding…

Why does she have the nut protecting pad from a Huffy wrapped around her head?

oh MK, you make it hard for me to defend your title as my fashion icon sometimes …

wait, i’m pretty sure i mean idol not icon. i’m amazing.

I thought that was a black “censor” bar across her forehead at first. I thought she had something “naughty” up there. Nope, just fuzzy and weird.

i don’t get it. i really don’t.

The perfect reason not to showcase your kids for money at the tender age of 3 months. They never had a chance.

what the hell was she thinking???!

My mom used to wear headbands like that when she would sweat to the oldies. My only guess is that Mary Kate is either going to gym or was just at the gym.