Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Don't forget the transparent tshirt for added attention.

My feets are cold but my boobs are hot, weird huh?

A Native American man on a reservation in Oklahoma just shuddered and doesn't know why.

I'm confused. Is Disney casting for the Pocahontas musical?

Is it weird that I really like it and would totally wear it? Maybe in like, September, but still.

Just when you think she couldn't possibly put together something more ridiculous, she tops herself yet again. I guess she knows the only way she'll make the weeklies is to purposefully land herself on the worst dressed list.

AA,
You mean in September on your way to an early Halloween party, right…right?

jk

I have some questionable fashion notions too, like fishnet stockings for one.

You can own the Earth and still, all you'll own is earth until…
You can paint with all the colors of the wiiiind!
I cry every time.
As for Mischa, she can do no right.

With all the garbage people throw on the streets of Manhattan, that poor girl is going to cry a river.

@picture bwahahahaha

Do.Not.Want.

Fashion train wreck arriving on track one.

Tights to hide the cottage cheese; no bra to let the headlights shine. She's working her assets.

Hate it. But thanks for wasting our time by asking.

seacrest out.

Somebody ring up Miss Marple! A whole bloody post, including comments, has gone missing!

Are those those cellulite-treating tights? Because in that case, it's fine. The outfit could only be topped, in my opinion, by a fancy pair of white pumps instead of those boots.

Pantyhose and no bra. classy!