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It shouldn't surprise you to learn that Courtney Love hangs out with thieves, but perhaps you'd be shocked to know that the stripper-cum-maniac stores late husband Kurt Cobain's ashes in a pink teddy bear-shaped bag, a neat little package that was recently nabbed by thieves.

[Love] was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewellery.

Courtney said: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal."

We could offer our four cents, but we think Kurt said it best:

Load up on guns and
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose
And to pretend
She's over bored
And self assured
Oh no, I know
A dirty word

Jun 2, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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  • Comments (11)

    No. 1 maria says:

    right now I’m suicidal

    /no need to kill yourself too.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 11:01 am
    No. 2 Mr. T says:

    Keith Richards came over and they both snorted Curt.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 11:11 am
    No. 3 ilnazhad says:

    People who are truly suicidal go to a bridge and jump off. Ask any psychiatrist and they will tell you that the term is misused. She clearly inflicts purposeful bodily harm on herself, but why would she say this to show how damaged she feels about the theft? Sounds more like she is being dramatic.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    No. 4 ilnazhad says:

    And like she fucking cares about his memory. She's a materialistic, vain attention whore. All traits Cobain condemned. Remember when she bought a luxury car when they were married? He made her return it because it sullied his image. Now that he's dead, she can abash him to her heart's content.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    No. 5 ilnazhad says:

    Wordpress is being an ass again and telling me to "slow down."

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    No. 6 hms says:

    She probably sold the ashes to her pusher for debts unpaid. Keep an eye on EBay.
    (Oh, for the jewelry too……)
    Another thought- could this be an insurance scam?

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    I'm guessing she sold it all to buy drugs and now can't remember.

    Boo hoo, Court.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    No. 8 Luz says:

    This is from a British tabloid, no? I doubt it's true.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    They probably thought they scored some high quality blow and all they got was Kurt Cobain.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    No. 10 gorgeousblackwomen says:

    A little dramatic. Yes, it's horrible and I'm sure incredibly painful, but even considering making your child an orphan over it is just absurd.

    Posted: Jun 2, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    No. 11 nubbins says:

    Why were the ashes kept lying around in a baggy and not in a proper urn or some other more protective device? I hate to laugh but have his remains really been stored in a 'teddy bear shaped bag' since 1994?

    Posted: Jun 3, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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