We're Tired Of Looking At Madonna's Candy
• Madonna’s new album cover reveals that she still believes the world wants to see her crotch. [People]
• Snoop Dogg takes the next logical step and appears on a soap opera. Because middle-aged cat women have major street cred. [PageSix]
• Paris Hilton swears her relationship with Benji Madden is not a joke. Her entire life, however, is still debatable. [Us]
• Anyone free — and desperate — next Friday? [PITNB]
• Edward Norton decided the best way to get us to remember him is by acting like a complete tool. [IDLYITW]
• We can tell where former American Idol contestant Danny Noriega got his sass. [DListed]
• You would think after this week the media would learn how to spell Eliot Spitzer’s name. [Jossip]
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Nice FUPA, Madonna. Put that thing away already.
That’s got to be one of the worst album covers I’ve ever seen.
is she really going to do that forever? I mean, i can’t imagine Madonna ever putting the sexy away, but she has to eventually. She can’t be 107 doing that.
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It doesn’t look sexy, it looks desperate.
She’s so old, it’s ribbon candy. Hey-OH!
This beat-up old whore needs to give that floppy poontang of hers a rest. She’s made like fourteen gajillion dollars off the goddam thing already; if it were a plow horse it would be mercifully put out to pasture by now.
Where’s PETA when you really need them?
Oh no you diii-ant. I remember ribbon candy. When I was little we always got it in our Christmas stocking. I guess that makes me an old coot :(
When is Madonna’s mid-life crisis going to end? It’s been going on since she was in her mid 20’s.
And I’m tired of looking at this post. Update!
#9 It’s the weekend no ones on line . They don’t want to waste a link
Huh, didn’t she already do this in her sex book? Now she’s repeating herself. Time for the home Madonught.