• This is burning up the Internets. Enjoy, whether it be the first time or the fifth. [BWE]
• Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]
• "Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV" [PS]
• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]
• Awesome giant rock that's not rare at all. [ICYDK]
• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]
• Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that's how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]
• Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]
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She even stole his outfit.
I love how no one clapped at the end. I was thinking that this is got to be the worst "talent" show I've ever seen, but then I started to remember the beauty pagent at my high school. One girl actually lip-synched the song "The Goodship Lolipop". Yes, that was her talent. She's in a close tie with this woman.
I will choose to believe that Cord meant "Robert Smith is prettier" as a compliment.
It's a man crush. It's a huge improvement over PezHead. I think they're both hot old bitches.
Oh, Stacy Hedger. I'm sure you're probably unhappily married to an investment banker and/or farmer with at least 4 kids, but at least you have this video to look back and remember your idealistic youth. When you thought all it took to get ahead in life was a trumpet, some tinsel attached to your sleeves, and a dream.
So who is going to be Stacy Hedger for Halloween? I would, but I don't want to invest in a trumpet…
After watching that clip I am yet feeling strangely confused and curious as to why someone would embarrass themselves in such a terrible way. Now I must go log onto myspace to make sure I wasn't transported onto a star wars ship. (My daughter was sitting in her chair dancing to that crap. owwwahh.)
The worst part is knowing that my parents probably have videos at LEAST that embarassing from my childhood. Guuuuhhh.
I heart Robert Smith. The man is a legend.He is one of the best songwriters out there.
I am suing for ten zillion dollars. How dare someone post my little sister's routine from her middle school talent show? That is family history.
Yeah, If little sister = Evil twin
No, mine is actually a wonderful little dance interpretation to Janet Jackson's, "What Have You Done for me Lately?" from like, seventh grade. True horror story. I had on pink Converse high-tops with some black stonewashed jeans and a pink denim jacket with white fringeys. I wish I was making that shit up.