
• Handsome! [DListed]
• Will Ferrell to star in Land of the Lost. Yay, right? Or are people over him? Whatever.[PS]
• Posit: I submit to you that it's not "topless" if no nipple is exposed. [HT]
• Wanna dress like Lindsay Lohan? No? Well, know that you can. [INO]
• What's worse, that someone took time to hack Heidi Montag's website or that Heidi Montag has a website? [ICYDK]
• Some whizkid employed the oft-underused "Not a Drug Abuser" tool on Photoshop. [Yeeeah]
• Give your baby soda! Ah, the wisdom of the 50s. [CityRag]
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pete dorety looks like something that would crawl out of a dead animal that's been sitting on the side of the road for a week.
- Will Ferrell is so 5 years ago. Enough of the same premiss in every movie. Except "Stranger than Fiction" that was a nice "breath of fresh air."
- Eva Mendes looks filthy… And I'm over her too. What exactly has she done that's good and worth mentioning? You know, besides being the hot chick in crappy movies.
- I almost bought that shirt Lilo has, thank god I didn't now.
- Heidi and Spencer are no talent, attention whore, ass clowns. I hate them both. I do however like that in the preview for next weeks "The Hills" Heidi excites their apartment saying "I'm going to work, you should try it sometime." I gave her a "ding dang y'all" aloud for that one, but quickly went back to despising both of their parents for birthing them.
- Amy is totally going first on Death Watch 2007/2008 fact: Heroin far worse than Cocaine.
- That's because Cocaine was in Coca Cola then, y'all. Even smoking non filter cigarettes was cool then.
exits*
i thought you were going to start foaming at the mouth mae. ;)
Pete Doherty just looks like every hipster, band guy I've ever met.
i know, i did get a bit unruly in that one. I'm suprised i didn't quote more things.
you should have quoted denise15 "LOOK IT UP!"
i have made a mental note to quote her next time. ;)
every hipster looks like they crawled out of a dead animals ass. true story.
mae…how dare you! will ferrel is a god!!! all my friends and i love him! he makes me laugh like no one else!
Noooooooo. I cast Franki Muniz as, Chaka
If your going to hack a website, be more creative.
I shouldhave had more cola as an infant juju. I could use a personality burst right about now.
Oh, Pete, Pete, Pete. He suffers what some other unfortunate guys get. I call it a case of the girly thighs.
i know, i used to live with a couple. they would have competitions on who could go the longest without bathing. And then when they did, they drank beer in the shower and left the bottles in the shower…. And then it was them using every decorative plate or dish or surface space to blow rails of cocaine. They have all sinced moved to NYC to pursue their music and artistic endeavors. Thank god. Good riddance.
oh, don't get me wrong j_b, i thoroughly enjoyed talladega nights, old school, stranger than fiction, and anchorman… all his movies seem to have the same premiss in a different setting though. i thought steve carell "stole the show" in anchorman, though. (those quotations were for you deimos. ;) )
I loved that, Anchorman Fight, scene. Bloody limbs rock.
MORE COWBELL HAGS
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Mae, have u seen Pearl? Good stuff. Indy boys are gross. Never date a guy whose ass you can kick pretty easily. LOOK IT UP
and petey looks cute in that pic…he's one of those people i'm attracted to (he's just so dirty hot) but i couldn't explain why in a million years…
Which version of Pearl?
The original Landlord..baby cop was kinda weak CAN I HAVE 4 BEERS
I'm traumatized. I actually thought Pete looked kinda cute.
*sob*
Walk it off, other Karen. Go look for pictures of Bale and Reynolds and all will be well.