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Oct 22, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 16 Responses
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    No. 1 jujubees says:

    There was already a movie about, Kurt. It was an independant, Last Days.

    Prius; at least your not a, Yugo.

    I actually tried to convince a friend it was a good deal to buy one. Why the hell did she listen to me, I had a chevette.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    No. 2 lale says:

    You know, I just realized that everyone calls B. Spears' kids by their first and middle names. What's up with that? Are we respecting them now, since they'll be jokes later on in life? If I went around calling my daughter "Kayla Rose," I'd expect to be slapped and for people to hate her. Not her real name, by the way. It just sounded more annoying together than her real moniker, "Beulah Berthalynn."

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    OMG, I call my daughter by both names and her middle name is, Rose. I have no choice, this is the south.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    No. 4 blah says:

    1. If you're asking me to choose between greasy hat-wearing trucker skeeze, or greasy hat-wearing trucker skeeze, I'll turn gay and go for Jamie King. She was smart enough to get out of that before he looked too much like Charlie Manson.

    2. I thought this was going to be a post about Rachel dating Mark - total dissapointment.

    3. I'm pretty sure that she didn't fall. If she were holding a baby and a glass of Red Bull and vodka, I'd feel differently. However, I think she's holding a frappuccino - girlfriends not going to let that go.

    4. So who in the hell is going to play Courtney Ono?…I mean Yoko Love…I mean…that whackjob that killed Kurt?

    5. How tall were we expecting this girl to be? She's not a Keebler elf you know. Besides, 6" heels will even make Mary Kate look less like a treasure troll.

    6. Isn't this the guy who gave his other fiancee a CZ engagement ring? I'd hold off on reports of impending nuptuials until she's rocking at the very least a ring pop on her finger.

    7. There is something that just seems unsettling when a vapid waif goes to something as shallow as a fashion show at a place like the Great Wall of China (ya know, sorta near Myanmar?). After said fashion show, she goes home and purchases a Prius? Why? To save the world so that she may yet be able to catch the Summer 09 Karl Lagerfeld show in Angkor Wat?

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    No. 5 ilnazhad says:

    The film based on Heavier than Heaven which based on Courtney's imagination?
    I LOVE fiction!

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    No. 6 ilnazhad says:

    jujubees- Last Days was inspired by Kurt's last days and is supposed to be a fictionalized account. Heavier than Heaven is a "biography."
    It's proven he wanted a divorce before he died. Courtney admitted to it. There is some audio evidence here if you like .. http://www.justiceforkurt.com/multimedia/.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    No. 7 EClair says:

    Kid Rock's mug shot looks just like a three-toed sloth. I'm serious. Check out http://www.sloths.org.

    Sloths probably smell better, though, and have fewer fleas…

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    No. 8 maria says:

    Kid Rock looks like a heroine junky server at an Olive Garden is a real shitty town…in Florida.

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    No. 9 queencrone says:

    I'd still do him.

    ( hey, the only action I get these days is pedicures and maybe if I finally get that jackrabit…$80gulp!) :-)

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    No. 10 PhotoKat says:

    EClair, that is hysterical, and I agree with you! What a gross mug shot, certainly something to be proud of (like he'd know the difference)!

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 11:45 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    Il, it will still be closer to the truth than anything Courtney will put out there. Like she was never sleeping with that guy from, insert any name from a grunge band, here.

    Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 1:21 am
    No. 12 evil twin says:

    Newsflash- Kurt shot himself, I'm old enough to remember.

    Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 2:01 am
    No. 13 SeriousStyle says:

    Whalberg is s total downgrade. My love for the Gosling runs deep and true.

    Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 9:13 am
    No. 14 lale says:

    Juju, you get a pass because if you're in the South, that's mandatory. Britney, however, does not. No one goes around calling baby Cruise Suri Xenu, though.

    Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 11:14 am
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    That would be a great name. Someone please name their daughter that.

    Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 11:42 am
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