I'm sorry, Johnny, but that picture looks nothing like me!

you know, i'm not certain but i think heroes is probably fake too, should I stop watching that?

Do you think Shapiro would let me pay for my will in monopoly money?

Haven't we known that Depp is an artist for years?

And I think Family Guy is fake. But don't tell Bunnie.

Please, for the love of, Sbornak. Don't tell me the Golden Girls isn't real.

I heard that The Simpsons might be scripted. I'm not sure, what do you think?

"The Hills is soooooooooo fake. Stop watching it."

You will ban us from your blog until we do what you say?

So…how does one stop watching something they have never watched and are totally clueless about to begin with? Does that mean I actually HAVE to start watching it in order to stop? No thank you…I will continue to live in ignorance of this entire situation…and not stop not watching.

Juju - Golden Girls is as true as the rising sun. Never doubt that.

I am convinced that there is a group of elderly women who one is a tramp, one can't get laid (I think that one is me), one wears sweaters in Miami and the other one is the snarky old mother we all hope to be

Seriously, what is up with this Chelsea chick? When did the faux-punk tweenies invade Mollygood?

I should know better than to go away for this long…stupid flooding.

And Blah? Elderly women do wear sweaters in Miami year-round. Saw it many, many times in my 4 years there. ;)

And you also should not be posting links to pictures of 16 year-old boys pulling bikini underwear out of their butt crack. That's a fact.

When I'm old I want to celebrate all life's up's and down's with some cheescake.

as opposted to doing that now…

i guess im jsut really mature.

Wise beyond your years, in fact…

This is totally off-topic… but whatevz!1! (keep reading). I've only been a lurker on this site for a few weeks but, I must admit, it was the comments that hooked me. Because Denise15 was a no-show last week (I actually did a search for any new comments from her), I've decided to be her under-study this week. Just in case. So, I will try to log-on at 2:15 on Thursday in order to spread the gospel of Perez. My back story will be that I'm a gorgeous, 5'11", 105lb, blond, 23 year old, who's already been out of university for 5 years. That's right, I'm a prodigy. I also model for Vogue but, because I'm so in-demand, they allow me to use my Blackberry whenever I want. So all you fatty, jobless, poor people living out in the boons in Connecticut Ave better watch out (I'm sure there are insults I'm forgetting but, rest assured, I will be completely prepped by show-time).

That picture looks like an angry housewife! Drawing is not one of his talents.

I think I'm going to like Julia!

Welcome, Julia. I will try to prepare some pseudo insults for you by Thursday. ;)

I went to school in Philly. I believe it.

And is it bad that I was jealous of denise15's job. I want to do Fashion PR and leave at 2:15, dammit! I always hated homeroom though…

for ss? homeroom was the best part of the day you could sit and chat with your friends, finish your homework, drink under your desk b/c homeroom teachers never ever paid as much attention as real teachers. Homeroom always made the rest of the day just a little more fun.

ps julia - i think i love you.

I just disliked high school in general. Mostly because of people like denise…lol

And I'm hopping on the julia train. Loves it.

Woooot wooooot, Tourists Thursday's are back. I'm preparing for a very special episode on, Mollygood. At the end Bob Saget can come and explain the lesson to our dumb asses.

Julia, you are fab. :)

It is Wednesday

Dammit, I thought it might be Wednesday! Unfortunately, I will actually be in English class (it's not Freshman Eng, but we can pretend). And please note the necessary name upgrade. That's right, I'm a jewel who luvs 69.
In English class, we're studying Romeo & Juliet. I'm, like, totally the Juliet of the class (minus the whole sex at 13 and suicide bit) because I'm all, like, tall and blond and gorgeous… um, since I graduated 5 years ago, and you're all prolly going to spot the inconsistencies in my posts already, I want you to know that I'm only in the Shakespeare class because I'm a model who wants to be an actress. You stupid people probably don't even know Shakespeare b/c you like went to some back-water one-roomed classroom taught by a nun. Just taking this one course is costing my daddy $10,000. You guyz prolly only get 10grand every year from your welfare cheques! Just keep popping out those babies and you'll be rich in no time!

Let's all just pray that Denise shows this week. I kind of just feel like a tool trying to be her.

Be careful, Julia. I don't want you to get all Sybil on us.

Sybil?? I don't know the reference. You must explain, so I don't feel even more like a tool! Does it have something to do with my thinking Wednesday was tomorrow? So much for English class!