• Get ready for 28 Days Legend.
• Contrary to everything good about literature, Lynne Spears got a book deal. So jealous! Seriously. [DListed]
• Now Diddy has his own brand of vodka to get sloshed on before belligerently attacking people in parking lots. [PS]
• She puts her breasts out like that to distract everyone from her big, Jewish nose. [HT]
• The Lost curse! The boozy driving one, not the one where they consistently disappoint everyone. [ICYDK]
• Milla Jovovich pregnancy watch. Countdown the days if you're so inclined. [INO]
• Fresh out of rehab and hosting a party in Sin City on the drunkest night of the year, huh? Wise idea, little lady. [Yeeeah]
• Just so we're clear, it can't be a nipple slip if the nipples have not slipped. These are just exposed nipples. [CityRag]
Editor
That Lost curse seems a little spurious. If you drive drunk and get caught it's not like you can go around blaming Jesus or who the hell ever. And unfortunately that house fire and robbery can be filed under "shit" and "happens."