When people can't be unattractive or funny for Halloween I consider it (maybe unfairly as blanket generalizations are rarely correct - but whatevs) a big, burning sign of insecurity. See above. Douche couldn't even wear a mask.

1. Those are probably just his normal underroos.

2. Those saggy sacks must be filled with magic

3. Amy is still alive? Yes! I can still win.

4. Oh Shia, why did you slick your hair back? It's not sexy to have greasy hair.

5. What does she do now?

PS, kitty litter cake is delicious.

1. Heidi & Seals son is wearing a similar costume – it looks way better on Henri than this fame whore.

2. Has this girl not seen a picture of this guys balls!? Yikes! It’s like billiard balls in a pair of tube socks.

4. In the end, the shy nerdy introvert has always wanted to be the one to lure the sex kittens from the stripper pole. They don’t have those moves in Dungeons and Dragons.

6. He looks like KD Lang went a little crazy with the mascara wand.

7. Can you imagine what she'd look like without all that?

Not only do I think Johnathons stache is stupid. I also hat the weird chin thing. It's not even a goatee. I hate those as well but the stuff under his chin looks like dirt.

I have never been able to bring myself to look at Cisco's balls. But, from what everyone says about them I have a pretty clear picture in my head. And that is also keeping me away from actually looking. I'm not THAT curious.

I did once Sara Silverman made that joke about him. I googled his balls (ha ha ha). It was pretty sick.

All I can say is I wonder if his balls somehow flap into something pleasurable when doing the dirty dirty.

Made the kitty litter cake last year… very tasty. This years it's barbequed fingers and toes!

Have you ever had what I like to call ball burn? I bet he would give it to you real bad and I'm not sure it would be a pleasure!

1. It's so nice to see Spidey go all casual with the trainers, no mask, legged mermaid and what-not. He's just a regular Beavis-type-guy…the real super-heroes only go for mermaids with real fins.
2.Those balls are so "strung out" from STD storage.
3.There aren't any alcoholics in Albion. It's a Brit thing…you wouldn't know… But, she has a buttload of problems now. Geez…
4.Is Shia LaBeouf synonymous for "Xena: Warrior Princess?"
5.Mom, you're embarrassing the hell out of me. Stop it!
6.How gay and photoshopped can you possibly be? Oh…this gay and photoshopped…
7.Well…at least now I know what NOT to do. *shudder*
8.I have a great recipe for guacamole…even for those of you who don't like guacamole…and it doesn't involve babies.

#5 MOM said "well honey at least I shaved. Remember that ONE time that I forgot to…"
:-)

My point is, this guy at HT doesn't get out very much, She's pretty much par for the course as far as 40ish women in bikinis are concerned. Yeah, if they didn't shave, the kids wouldn't let them out of the house…even if that meant missing the pool.

Walking around in a bikini is the most efficient way to humiliate your children. I keep my shit in a tankini becuase it's only mildly embarrasing but I can still rock the boobies. I just need to cover up the ass. Elizabeth needs to cover up the midsection. It's starting to hang a bit.

haaamaaahaaa!!! One time I forgot to shave,and the kids made me wear a towel around my waist all day.
Oh, the queencrone has had a beer. So I'm going to go THERE:

I had a husband once, my first husband actually,
I love that guy. Were still great friends. He was a preacher's son. He had a nut sack that was (
that was soooo long, like that mr. cisco. However, my ex's balls were only about the size of very meaty walnuts. That made "teabagging" quite a challenge, one that of course I was up to. (For the younger set, we didn't call it teabaging in my day. Good job, young people, love the new vocab.)

Anyway, he used to get this malady were he would get his nuts all twisted up from time to time. Poor guy. It would cause him great discomfort and sometimes pain. Even after he managed to untwist them it would still hurt for a couple of days.

After many years, I was married to #4 or #5
(i can't recall at the moment…) We had a dog that had a very long nutsack. And he would get his balls twisted in the nutsack from time to time that caused him great pain. To the extent that he would limp. I mentiond to the current husband at that time that we should probably take him to the vet, because I believed that the dog's nuts had gotten twisted in his nut sack. The current husband at that time thought I was insane. Well, long story made not at all shorter, the vet said I was RIGHT. Yeah. That husband asked how did I possibly know that. I just shrugged my shoulders and said that I was very intuitive. By the way, the vet was able to take up the dog's nut sack so it would happen again.

My point is: Preacher's sons are a lot of fun in the sack.

Liz needs to stop starving herself and hit the gym…bad, bad form there. She would be grade a in 6 weeks. Promise or your money back.

QC…I think there has to be a "commie" lurking in there somewhere."At Club 18-30 I met Julius Caesar, Lady Diana and Mother Theresa."

I'm so sorry, but I've had a beer. :-)

By the way, I have been holding THAT all back ALL day. Whew.

I gotta go, the kids must play W.O.W. I'ts their computer. GAH. (I'm buying them gutair hero 3.
More computer time for me.) :-)

Is he wearing Air Jordans? I swear to God…

What were you holding back, queen. I really bad fart?

No, not I, you.