• This is the best thing we've ever seen on YouTube. That's not hyperbole. Ever. It's perfect. [Queerty]
• Dog the Bounty Hunter doesn't hate niggers, he just don't want his kids dating no niggers because he's afraid one of them niggers might hear him saying nigger, and then they'd go running their nigger mouth to the Enquirer and he loses his business. See how that's not racist? [DListed]
• More charity balls for Africa! I hope they appreciate all the hard work everyone's doing for them. [PS]
• Celebrity fairy tales (besides their real lives). [INO]
• Woman sues Paris Hilton for "stealing her style." We're watching the world fall apart, people! Ain't it exciting? [ICYDK]
• Milk still hasn't come up with a better marketing plan? [HT]
• Owen Wilson finding reason to live with Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah]
• Hollywood monster Photoshop. [CityRag]
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Well, now we know Cord is queer for sure.
Yes! The worst witch was one of the classics of my childhood. Many's the day I spent being Maud while my sis was Mildred and we re-enacted the scene where they sit on the table and kick their boots together. Tim Curry was my hero. Thank-you Cord, thank-you.
I can't even tell you the amount of times I'd wish my sister would turn into a bat. That was truly great. I need to get one of those capes.
We've bee working, "hyperbole", an awful lot this week. It's very, Sesame Street. We need to work on a new word for next week.
Tim Curry is one of the coolest human beings to ever walk the face of the earth. Of that, I am most (groundlessly) certain.
No way bedbugs. That's the truth right there. I'd go fist to cuffs over that.
Next week's word should be "fartsucker."
I'm just "besting" myself, juju.
It's like your own personal, Commie award.
I like, "fartsucker". But can you use it in a sentence?
No, I won't use it in a sentence. Don't be such a fartsucker.
I always liked "suckafuck" from "Donnie Darko."
We could call it sarkafark.
Can we fit in, fuckerface?
Cord, you really must've dug into the Halloween archives for that Tim Curry video. I do enjoy the bat bowtie. Nice touch! Happy Halloween all!
Tim Curry is BRILLIANT and I love Cord more than ever!
My boyf LOVES Worst Witch. Talks about it every year, but I have never seen it. He looks for it every year, hoping it will be on tv. Then he hums parts of this song, poorly, and says he has a toad in his bass guitar. So we watched it together, teads touching, and smooched afterwards. Darling Moments ™, brought to you by Queerty via Mollygood.
I like it too but unfortunately I didn't get lucky after watching it. My husband just asked me if I was serious when I said it was greatness.
the worst witch? the best movie. i do see more of the butler from clue than frankenfurter in this video and it definitely isn't as cool as it was when i was 8, but i still freaking love the worst witch.
I have to confess that I only got through half of it before I wanted to vomit all over myself. Oh wait, grab the video camera and I'll post this to YouTube!
i was just reminiscing about this because of the x-entertainment.com article about this holiest of halloween specials.
http://www.x-entertainment.com/worst
everyone, wet your pants. that shit with the little black and white tvs and betamax tapes…OH MY
guitars? frogs? rubber hearts? anybody seen my tambourine????
Oh my God. I watched the Worst Witch a thousand times. We were too poor for HBO, so my great uncle taped it for us. He rocked.
Thank you Cord, you made my day. I'd forgotten the title of that movie and I loved it as a kid.