• And it gets laughably worse! [DListed]
• How about when celebrities tell the media they hate media. We hate that. [PS]
• FHM is not going to the grave without a fight, we'll give them that. [HT]
• A full rundown of the spending habits of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Enjoy? Please try not to, actually. [INO]
• Paris Hilton goes into a tizzy in a pornography shop. Heiress-like! [ICYDK]
• Do the Europeans like Avril Lavigne so much because she makes North America looks so damn bad? Or is it less insidious and they just have bad taste? [Yeeeah]
• Katie Holmes is running the New York marathon, presumably to test her endurance for when she must steal her baby away into the night. [EBG]
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First of all who wrote that song, cause its awful! Lets make the headlines?
Second, who is their stylist.
Third….what the hell.
1. It's shit…but will shoot straight to the top of the charts, just like Brit-Twit.
2. I hate "Sugar" coating things.
3. "Vote for Summer!" That's the best thing either Duff sister will ever do.
4. No wonder Taco Bell and Walmart are so successful.
5. It's distracting from her next pornographic…ahem…excuse me, "cinematic" endeavour.
6. She is nominated for just as much in NA…
7. Not a task to be entered into lightheartedly, or unprepared for.
Sorry I was so stunned by then mind numbing video I couldnt read any of the others.
I agree that the song sucks, but Geri's abs are spectacular.
They are, and I guess thats what music is all about now.
ok I just finally had the patience to watch the paris thing. It was great. She says it disgusting….um yea she's disgusting. I'm surprised she even cares that its out there.
What happened to their music? At least before they had BOTH abs and music!
Hey anyone else notice how much posh resembles Cris Crocker. Just had to point that out.
what. the hell. was that? A thought it was a joke, I swear, someone actually wrote those lyrics?!
*I* thought not A.
Wow the pics of Posh posing in rubber bondage gear…makes me wanna piss all over her.
I love the lyrics to the new song, the Spices have written a winner and shown us their true talents
"Headlice" will be a huge hit and says it all about these "girls"?
I'm itching all over already.
hey Ed …would now be a good time to announce the winner of your Headline Comp? You promised.
Cord please make this herpes guy go away!
Cord, the herpes are making cooter nervous, understandably so.
hey …who you calling Herpes?
Who's got the herp? Should we be handing out Valtrex with every comment, just to be safe?
Yes, the herpes link guy was making me nervous. Where did he go? Did Cord take care of it?
Was it you Billy?
Honestly Cooter it was'nt me…I thought you were calling me Herpes cos of my sick sense of humour. Pardon my paranoia…hey I heard that….what did you just call me?
Seriously Billy. It was on here. I'm not crazy. Yes you are. No I'm not.
Oh, cooter, you are TOO crazy. It's a prerequisite around here.
O.k. maybe I am totally nuts, but did nobody else see the Herpes guy? Cord help me out here.
The Herpes guy was here, I saw him with my own eyes, then he got the boot. He was advertising a quiz…it was weird.
Was it on the ad banner? That's different for everybody depending on what types of searches you do and your personal level of perversion.
Thank you God, and Maria!
It was like perfect match .com but it was for people with herpes.
Well, that would make it convenient, I suppose. But what about people with dandruff, where are their dedicated websites? Who will speak for them?
On behalf of most of Europe, let me answer your Avril Lavigne question: we FUCKING loathe the little retard. You can have her. She is a whiney, voiceless, talentless idiot who steals other people's lyrics. I'm guessing she was included in the EMAs because the actual organizers are american?? Just a thought.
Maybe China can/will adopt Avril? I hate her so much usually I like people with jagged ugly teeth but not her, not even her hideous smile can help her.
There was a guy with the herps? I hope it was my ex boyfriend and my curse finally worked.