That video has strong tranny coefficient.

i liek her

I like her willingness to shake the hoots with reckless abandon.

I think I'm a gay man becuase I love her. I just have one question. Is she an alcoholic or a drug addict? And how long till she goes to rehab? Ok, so that was two questions.

Yikes! What's up with Jewels breastesses?

It looks like she's smuggling tangerines.

her dirty pillows hath imploded.

dirty pillows.. LOL I love carrie.

I don't care that it looks like she's wearing a walmart waterbra. i like her.

she better be careful not to curse herself with those Mickey ears

I love her. She looks like Courtney Love and Minnie Mouse had a kid, but she sounds awesome. Also love the boobs with reckloss abandon thing as well

Love the song! And the yellow pants. They are rocking.

wow! 10 whole comments and nothing about labias, cooters, or bedazzled vag pouches. i couldn't ask for more!!!

(you DO realize not everyone wants to hear about your vaginas, right?)

i couldn't agree more!
i've really cut back on how many times i visit this site because i'm so tired of hearing stories about female pooing and hysterectomies.
no one cares!!!

free country, if you guys don't like what people talk about here then you're free to fuck off.

best,
deimos

yes, it is a free country. no one stated otherwise. however, does that really mean it's necessary to disgust everyone with your tales from the vag?
i mean really, didn't your mother teach you Any manners? if you want to discuss things like that, shouldn't you be at ivillage.com or something?

We ALL like to discuss the vag. Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine. I like to taste you with a little salt and lime. So who told you that I like when you diss the vag? Or those who like to talk about the vag? Where are your manners? Please. Shut up and hit me with a shot. It's Friday night and the crone has got to break free.

You all (and you know who you are) let me know if I am breaking too free. I DO know it involves me saying "Long story made not shorter at all…"
Then I'll go to bed. :-)

Oh damb. jose cuervo is gone. I got the worm. Ha.

I call bullshit. Everyone wants to hear about vaginas. Don't lie.

rachel only wants to hear about MALE pooing, goddamnit!

I thought Rachel was too busy having a life, earning money and making omletes to waste her time on this site. Which, I believe she insinuated, is for old hags.

i just love people that go to websites that bother them just for the sake of bitching. who thinks "i know the people on mollygood talk about stuff i don't like to hear about so i'm going to go over there and read the comments section."? i'll tell you who thinks that way, people who love to complain.

hey pot, it's me, the kettle. got your message loud and clear.
thaaaanks

your welcome.

What a hagalicious thread - I am sorry I was working late on Friday and couldn't join in the fun.

Sigh.

Don't apologize for having a life, Cait. You are probably under 70 unlike the rest of us crones, and you should be having your fun.

Lale, I had a 12-hour work day on Friday, thanks to a snafu in our creative services department on some marketing collateral I put in for about 2 months ago. I WISH I had the glam life of a non-hag, but as it happens, I'm just another hag.

Sigh. Did they at least buy you lunch? Omletes are not only delicious, but they're also nutritious. The protein is great for energy. It is also helping me produce and store milk, should I decide to have another child.

Mmmm. :)

I'm sorry. I want to be nice to Rachel, since her kid was in the hospital or whatever, but back when she was a raging pregnant bitch, I tried to cut her some slack and she didn't express any gratitude whatsoever. In my microcosm, that means war. Fortunately, I've mellowed in my old age. Back in the day, I would have kicked some serious online ass.

when i think of rachel i think of britney spears. true story.

When I think of Kitchy, I think of the Oil of Olay lady. The one who does all their voiceovers. And Deimos, thank you for validating me. This is why I love Mollygood.

when i think of deimos, i think of someone doesn't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". (comment #23)
thanks for not "kicking some serious online ass". appreciate it, lale.

>>>hey pot, it’s me, the kettle. got your message loud and clear.
thaaaanks

lale, pure genius!

Oops. The rest of that comment was that if Dog the Bounty Hunter had used language like that, he'd be on A&E right now.

Rachel, are you SERIOUSLY going to judge someone for a language error? You were speaking in tongues not too long ago, okay? This Cuban only has so much patience and you are testing it right now.

yeah ok, i made a typo. at least i'm not so ignorant that i make statements like " you don't start producing breast milk until you hold the newborn for the first time and look into it's eyes".

hi. my name is rachel. i don't have anything better to do than go to websites and bitch about the content. i hate my life so i go places and read things i don't like to read about just so i can complain like the bitter bitch i am.

Fuck yeah, Deimos. I've never said "fuck yeah" in my life, by the way. Rachel, go eat another donut. I want to really see that cellulite through those stretch stirrup pants we all know you're wearing.

deimos, you're right. i am a bitter bitch. i have a baby who refuses to nurse or even be calmed by me, a husband who doesn't come home till 1am every night and is too "tired" to make love to me, and these 2 hours of sleep a night are torturous! where is my family? where are my friends? this bitch needs HELP!!!
i just come to mollygood to "bitch and complain" to get it out. so that i don't take it out on my baby or my husband, or someone i actually have to Look at every day.
sorry.
i won't be coming here making you all so mad anymore.
my apologies.

i'm sorry things aren't going great for you rachel but you're not the only person here with problems. maybe instead of coming on here and bitching about other people that post here you could just join in the fun. we're not the one's making your life a living hell but we will make your life difficult if you talk shit about us. just chill out and have a good time, it's not healthy to be angry all the time.

best,
deimos

i just wanna say that i also love discussing my hags' vajayjays. ju and others have taught me that even though i'm a gay man, i don't have to fear and loathe the vag pouch. really, the hags should be up for some kind of U.N. humanitarian award for what they've taught us fags.

best,
james & cord

aawww, you and cord are such a cute couple james.

True story - James has learned to respect, if not tepidly appreciate, the vajayjay. ;)

Good work, hags.

he's my secret lover….shhhhh. don't tell rachel. she might hate fagelas too…

very tepidly cait. very tepidly :)

i'm sure cord loves your mangina james. i'm so happy for the two of you. i better be invited to the wedding. ;)

Hey, I'm all about qualifying words, James, m'love. :)

i honestly am sorry.
i know i'm not the only one w/problems. i understand this. i am just trying my hardest to function off maybe 10 hours of sleep a week w/out the help of meth or provigil or whatever-the-fuck britney calls it, and it's not working.
i thought that by "letting it out" it would help, but hate breeds more hate.
sorry i had to learn my lesson by making you all so mad.

it's alright rachel, i don't tend to hold grudges just cut the shit and i'm sure we can all get along.

oh, and i'm not the same "rachel" who thinks your baby doesn't lactate until it looks at you. that is just stupid.

everyone, make rachel feel better by asking how her vajayjay is doing.

rachel, if you can see a doctor, anti-depressants make all the difference. they really do. if you can't see a way out (or maybe you don't want one) you can at least feel better about your life enough to take some action if you're medicated. worked for me…

deimos, you'll be invited to our wedding as soon as cord realizes he's gay and in love with me. of course if that happens, i'm sure i'll lose all interest in him…

Rachel,

I've remained quiet since our initial dustup. In the last year, I've lost my father, nearly lost my mother, moved 900 miles, had my car broken into, developed asthma from the black mold that still permeates parts of post-Katrina New Orleans, saved a woman's life after her boyfriend tried to beat her to death with a shovel, etc. I occasionally vent on Mollygood, but I try to remain conscious of the fact that every single one of us, behind our screennames, has a life filled with tons of ups and downs. The difference between venting and your method of "letting it out" is that instead of having any sort of perspective, you lashed out at an entire group of people with increasing personal attacks.

You've seemingly backed off since then, so I've left you alone. I get what it's like to go through personal hell and try to find humor and light in the midst of chaos. I don't get why it's necessary to insult people in order to feel better about your circumstances.

I don't think it's an issue of hate so much as it's an issue of recognizing an unhealthy and socially unacceptable manner of acting out as a means of dealing with the stress in your personal life.

It gets better, it really does. Until then, chin up cheer up.

yeah, thanks for that sarcastic advice, j_b. i guess i deserve that for the bitch i've been. but there aren't too many medications you can take while nursing. i am currently taking one and the only thing it's helping is to drain my bank account.

"I don’t think it’s an issue of hate so much as it’s an issue of recognizing an unhealthy and socially unacceptable manner of acting out as a means of dealing with the stress in your personal life."

i completely agree, cait. i have nothing other to say but i'm trying. i really am.
i'm sorry that you've experienced so many terrible things this year. i have as well. no sleeping and a shitty husband that will fuck anything w/a vag pouch other than me is just the tip of the iceberg.
but i'm apparently not as good or mature or standup a person as you. i'm trying.

smoke a joint. it's all natural and it's great at making you sleep.

i used to b.c. (Before Children)
that can't be healthy for a nursing baby, can it?

Seriously, it gets better, Rachel, it really does. All you can do is try.

And dude, I'm not that mature - I post about doing the cabbage patch on a gossip blog.

I just know that I'm not the only one who has bad mojo in my personal life. ;)

i wasn't being sarcastic, not about the anti-depressants. if you're nursing, this is post-partum depression then? i do hope things get better for you…i don't like watching women go through any kind of hell after seeing what my mom went through with my dad while i was growing up so sorry if i seemed insensitive about that. i just don't deal well with family issues. and the hags here while they do discuss their vajayjays 90% of the time (especially a certain very funny hag) they are really sweet and compassionate with each other the rest of the time so don't push them away.

jesus cait! i had no idea! you do put an amazing face on your life so i just figured it was all sweetness and lite…

love & kisses.

i'm getting all teary-eyed ya'll. i feel like i'm on an episode of montel. i love ya'll.

Wow… I feel like I'm in a time warp… hasn't this exact same scenario been played out on Mollygood 2 or 10 times before? I've tried to stay out of it too…
People do come on here to vent frustrations, but usually it's over the stupidity of someone who feels they are beyond reproach because they are famous. Not at each other, Juju had a hysterectomy not too long ago… she came on and talked about and we supported her… she didn't come on here trying to pick fights with everyone in order to vent her frustrations. And when you pick a fight… you really shouldn't act so surprised when you get "punched" back.

Cait, you are a strong person… others should take note and follow suit.

Yep, BBB, but this time, there appears to be detente.

All I'm sayin' is…Mardi Gras party at Cait's!

lol deimos…i feel like it's more of a jerry springer episode that's turned into a montel.

More like a Very Special Afterschool Special, James.

But you might be too young to remember those…so maybe it's like a VSE of Degrassi? ;)

Man, this is messed up, FUBAR!

Rachael, seriously, if all this stuff you're saying is true, you should really seek out help. This is not healthy.

true that. keeping shit held inside is really bad.

cait. i love the afterschool specials…i watch what i can on youtube. love the one about "gangs" starring that cute older brother from mr. belvedere…he teaches them to dance (!!) instead of fight or something…and i think we've discussed the one about body changes…the one where the school janitor tells a pre-teen boy " billy, of course you have questions about your penis" then says penis 50 times in 2 minutes with a pervy smile on his face. god i wish i was a teen in the 80's!

…back to our rachel intervention.

Rachel, I suggest the following:

1) A glass of red wine - it has health benefits, and will help relax you when you're having trouble sleeping.

2) Hiring a babysitter for a day so that you can go out and do some self-pampering - pedicure, retail therapy, whatever. If you're still in Louisiana, there are tons of great shops and day spas on Magazine St. in uptown New Orleans.

3) Telling your douchey husband that you're done with being his beard. Or something like that. Just because he's the father of your child doesn't mean he's a good husband or a dad.

4) Find something that makes you laugh. Every. Single. Day.

5) If shopping and pedicures are out, hire a babysitter who will take care of your baby for one day a week while you get some sleep.

It's all about the baby steps.

if i were rachel my first step would be putting my foot up my husband's ass. step to would be breaking off said foot so the bastard won't ever be able to sit again. step three would be serving his foot ridden ass with divorce papers.

Rachel, we've never met but I want you to know I wish you the best. No woman–anywhere–should have to put up with that! You and your baby deserve much better. Cait's suggestion to find something that makes you laugh every day is EXCELLENT advice. :)

6) Dress up like Britney Spears for Halloween. You'll find that you'll laugh, and so will everyone else around you…except for drunk Tulane co-eds who think you really ARE here, that is. Then they'll just shriek with boozy adulation.

Sigh. :)

memories

you do make a pretty good britney cait. ;)

Goddamnit. :)

no, it's a good thing. you could move to vegas and make a living as a britney impersonator. just remember who gave you the idea when you make millions. ; )

LOL…given that I just moved to NOLA this summer to be closer to my mom, I think I'll hold on to that idea for a couple more years…;)

sorry it took me so long to resond. i'm just in tears. i can't even fathom that you all are being so nice to me after i was so mean and hateful to you all. (yeah, it IS sounding like an after school special)
i just try and try and try. but nothing works. ican't make my baby happy. i can't make my husband happy. i can't make myself happy. i've been seeing a counselor for a few months now- what a waste of money.
i just really want to genuinely apologize to you all. i have just done to you all what i have done to everyone else in my life.
i think what my problem is is that i need to grow up. and yes, j_b, the post partum depression is a bitch. an ABSOLUTE BITCH!
so, no more crying. chin up, right, cait? i'll try to shove my foot up my husband's ass (although it's wound so tightly, i don't know if i could even get a toe in there, much less a foot!), have a glass of red wine (i'll just sneak that sucker in the potty room and say i'm sick), and forget everyone in the world but me… for like 10 minutes or so.

and by the way…

thank you

Ten minutes or so a day is more than you're probably taking for yourself now, if I had to guess. The thing about being a spouse and parent is that if you do it right, you lose the privilege of being selfish. It sounds like your husband has no clue about how to put others ahead of his own penis. Regardless, don't feel like you have to martyr yourself. Take a little time for yourself every day. Next time you're in the NOLA area, let me know. I'll buy you a glass of red wine. :)

you're welcome. i'm sure you're not doing anything wrong with the baby, some babies are just fussy. as far as the husband goes just because he's the father of your child it doesn't mean you have to be his doormat. your main focus should be the baby and making yourself happy because you can't be a good mother if you hate yourself and everything in your life. it's really hard to find things to be happy about when you're depressed so like cait said just take it one day at a time. at this point a positive attitude is your best friend.

if you guys have myspace and ever want to talk you can send me a message.

http://www.myspace.com/queendoppelpoppolus

I'm pretty sure y'all know where to find me. :)

One question, Rachel…have you always been a horny bastardita? I don't think I've used the term "make love" seriously since I got pregnant four years ago! I rued the glances my husband gave me while I was STILL IN THE HOSPITAL, and would have been happy to be "just friends" for a year or so. Maybe I'm just a dried up old hag. I'm gonna send you some love…one more time. We Cubans are known for being gracious, after all.

i'm a horny bastardita. true story.

Not me! My kids sucked the horny right outta me. Not literally because I, like Rachel, could not breastfeed. And yet, the boobs aren't as perky as they once were. So fuck you all. Ha ha! Just kiddin, Rachel.

maybe if mine were perkier, the a$$hole wouldn't be getting it from other places.
then again, maybe i should just play his game?

better yet, maybe you should leave him. he could bring home something horrible like AIDS and give it to you.

No and no. It's not about you. Cheating is rarely about the cheatee. It's always about the insecurity of the cheater and his or her need to feel attractive and desirable and important.

Bottom line is, I'm sure your tits are fine and your husband should change his name to Douchey McCheater.

my husband wouldn't ever cheat on me, we own too many guns and i know how to use all of them.

More importantly, you're Cuban. You'd be all like, no la miren, no la toquen…puta, to him.

my fiancee would never cheat on me either.. we've been over this.. it involves a hammer, a knife, flames, and a river.

he knows it.

rachel - sorry kiddo. chin up.

Maybe he'll get deployed again. Then you can have some peace and quiet, Rachel. I didn't mean that in a mean way, by the way. No good can come out of cheating, can it?

no offense taken, lale.
i think the same thing myself… each. and. every. day.

poor rachel. do you have a mom or some other family member that you can go to if you ever leave his sorry ass?

and i must say it's a good thing gay sluts like me can't get preggers cause i'd have like 50 kids by now.

hey rach.. if you think that, you should think about leaving his ass.

you can divorce him and get just about anything you want because he's been cheating on you. plus the army doesn't look too kindly on people that cheat on their spouses so you can get him in alot of trouble.

i've never seen an army husband be "punished" or even looked down upon for cheating.
they ALL do it

not true…i remember an army general being court martialed just a few years ago by the army high command for cheating on his wife with several women on a base somewhere…not to mention the dozens of army boys that have been booted or imprisoned for doing gay porn while on leave. they take that shit seriously so rachel may have a way to get his cheating ass.