Remember that episode of the Golden Girls when Rose had a heart attack, lapsed into a coma and dreamed that she, Dorothy, and Blanche all had their heads frozen? And THEN remember when Sophia came in and said that the hot new trend was to have a young body with a really old face? That's what I think of when I see Pamela Anderson.

LOL blah. i hope i catch that episode one of these days during my secret-shameful 1 a.m. golden girls marathons.

I'm sick - I own two seasons on DVD.

BTW, the woman on this Dr. Phil is killing me. She makes it sound like having a kid who is mentally challenged is punishment in some way. Her church must be totally ashamed of her. I'd love to hear them talk some shit. There is no shit talking quite like church shit talking.

Don't be ashamed of loving the Golden Girls. How can you not love them?

Anybody who goes on Dr. Phil must be profoundly stupid.

Golden Girls is my secret shame too! I used to watch it with my grandma. She was an old Jew. I think all old Jewish ladies have to watch the Golden Girls.

It's like "watch three hours of Golden Girls a week or we revoke your membership into the old Jewish lady club."

I can't wait until I'm an old Jewish lady.

You need an old lady purse. Hopefully with a huge clip to leave a mark when you bust someone upside the head.

before i leave work and mollygood *tear* for the day, i just found a site that tracks website hits, (for work related reasons, believe it or not) and i used it to compare mollygood to other gossip sites just for fun and while mollygood's readership is, er, more exclusive that let's say perezhilton's, mollygood is up 62% for the year while perez is way, way down. congrats cord and his hags and fags! we'll take over the gossipsphere yet!

http://siteanalytics.compete.c.....?metric=uv

I'm all over the old lady purse. The kind with all kinds of weird shit floating around in the bottom? If you were to open my purse, you'd find some tampons, some used tissues, some unused tissues, a xanax or three, a flask, my wallet, some change, some belly button lint, some tobacco, and a half eaten bagel sans lox and cream cheese.

But at least I don't stick my used tissues under the sleeve of my sweater. What is it with that? My grandma used to do that.

Vive la revolucion Cord!!!!

Im such a closeted old lady it's not even funny. I love to play bingo and I'm always feeding people. I don't have a dog or cat yet but that's only because my landlords a douche and won't let me.

I like that link, JB.

And omg, blah. I can not even tell you how much I love bingo. Bingo is greatness.

I am such an addict! It's amazing. I only hate it when you've got some young douche bag who whistles a "O-69".

I love going there and looking at where old people take thier social security checks. I've seen the biggest freaks of nature at these places. One woman was so large that her stomach was literally on the floor. She had to pick up the flap and rest it on a stool under the table.

i too like the link. i dare not read perez for fear of being infected by his rampant douchebaggery.

i do loves me some lainey, but she hath no commentsd section. so for commenting and fag haggery, nothing beats mollygood.

Oh, ick. She needs more bingo and less ho ho's.

Hey, we're consistent , I like consistency.

Between that woman and the rows of oxygen tanks, I have years of comic material

Do not light a match. Beehives and polident all over the place.

ok I am officially trying to get Angie Harmons body once I get off my butt to get back in shape.

i have a very strong urge to kick that woman in the teeth. hell, i don't even blame her boyfriend for cheating on her, her attitude sucks.

If I were Angelina, I would sue the pants off (no pun intended…okay maybe a little) whoever made those pants. You KNOW those things were expensive…

I don't disagree with the comments about the woman but being on Dr. Phil is like getting suckered punched.