1. Ok, that had me dying! I'm not a mom, but I swear I'm one long house robe from being this chick!

4. / 5. Ok, first I clicked on the Daisy Fuentes pic (looks like years of infomercials do wonders for your body), but then I clicked on the one about Anna Wintour…considering you put "?" next to each of thier names, I was half-expecting to see Anna stretched out in a bikini and I was nauseated/curious/sad/laughing all at the same time.

6. Jennifer's ass makes me feel so much better about myself. If her hair were a lighter shade of brown, I would have thought someone caught me on vacation in Mexico.

1. I love that guy. He kills me. My mother would do that hand thing when she was on the phone. I thought she was so annoying.

But now that I have kids I don't understand how they can not see that I'm talking on the phone. How does that happen?

2. Who wants to bet Lindsay's boyfriend wants to read that. Just think about it. Wu Tang's number one fan may be reading Cord's article.

4. Damn, Daisy. She looks even better than when she was on MTV. I want to grow up and be just like her.

anyone want to explain to me why it's bad for jennifer love hewitt to have a little extra cushion, but the useless kim karsashian is praised for her fat ass? at least jlh has a resume

Mandy, you made me snort and Jack&Coke just came out my nose. True story.

Oh, Mandi. She came and she gave without taking. Cooter sent her away, ohhhhhhhhh, Mandi

I love that song!…but only when cooter is in it.

Mandi - your comment is Commie worthy fo' sho'.

I don't know that I'd define JLH as a real singular woman, much less multiple ones. But I really couldn't care less what size her ass is, she's still an incredibly crappy actress who has the IQ of a pea.

She has the IQ of a peanut butter cookie, but with less chunks.

I can't wait to read the profile on Wu-Tang Clan, bummer Filter is nowhere to be found…

Mmm, I love peanut butter cookies. I don't know if they are smart or not becuase I don't get much of a chance to listen as I'm shoving them in my mouth. I barely have a change to listen to their screams. I hate it when my food talks. Am I right?

Sing it, sister. The last thing I want to hear is my chicken wrap waxing philosophical about the futility of existence. It's like, "Bro, I get it. Enough."

Dude, I love that guy. The one about the tree cracked my shit up, but the phone one may be better. That is so spot on, he reminds me of some of my aunts.

Just shut your beak and let me eat you in peace.

your wu tang sword can't defeat me.

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Oh I know I am a couple of weeks behind in this one, but I just saw this clip of a "mom on the phone." This completely cracked me up.

*First of all when I wave the kids away I have a much more evil look. That way they don't interupt again.

*Second of all, where was "her" beer? How can it even be believable with out the beer? Who does housework with out the beer? please.

*Thirdly, I only visit the ladies room when I'm talking to my sister. O.k. to be honest, yes, yes, I visit the ladies room while on the phone. I only flush while talking to my sister. (I always wash the hands tho.)

Why is it that Jennifer Love Hewitt is okay discussing her acne when it's for pay, but mention her prolific cellulite and she's up in arms? She may be a "size 2," but girlfriend ain't in any kind of good shape when she's rockin the ripples like that. She hasn't even had kids yet!

I really think she's more like a size 8. And that is perfectly ok to me.