• The predator becomes the prey! [Yeeeah]
• That kooky Clinton HQ hostage taker/human bomb has been arrested. He was on a bender. [CNN]
• Jay Leno has fired hundreds of loyal employees, but his enormous garage of automobiles is safe. Where's Cameron Frye when he's really needed? [DListed]
• Is Adam Brody "huggable"? Former Mollygood editor MollyGoodson says yes. [PS]
• Stacy Keibler: What does she do? Event modeling doesn't count. (Did we make up event modeling?) [HT]
• Years ago, in Los Angeles, we met Alicia Silverstone's husband. The full story is very involved, but know that he is not a cool dude. [ICYDK]
• X-mas! Cue the celebrities telling you that you ain't shit unless you get your wife diamonds. [INO]
• How many years of damaged relationships could we have avoided had we considered the fact that we think injured doggies are cuter than regular doggies and psychoanalyzed accordingly? [CityRag]
Editor
1. Go Julia, I always think its funny when someone "nice" gets pissed off.
2. Next time I go on a bender I'm pretty sure I wont do anything quite this stupid, but you never know
3. So what
4. Thanks Cord for posting this, I love and miss Molly
5. So what
6. I love that veggie eating bitch
7. Yes, we all Halle is beautiful, blah blah blah (no offense to our Blah)
8. So what
*think, we all think
You have to tell the story about Alicia's greasy husband. Pretty please?
yeaay Julia!!! yeah bitches, your at a school for crying out loud.
I don't care about the rest of the stuff.
Oh my, I meant to type " you're". Just so you know, that correction is in honor of bedbugsandballyhoo. Sorry about the bad spelling. :-)
I'm so intrigued by the Alicia Silverstone husband story, you can't keep us hanging like that Cord! At the least do it in a blind item or something. I really hope it has nothing to do with you whoring out your body and him trying to cheap you out!
6 years, Cord, at least.
Julia is such a big B-I-T-C-H anyways! I would like to TALK TO HER about HOGGING up disabled parking spaces!! GRRR!!! She has NEVER been MY "sweetheart"!!
Am I the only one who finds diamonds boring and overrated? I mean, if they could spontaneously produce chocolate and money and then switch to deadly weapons and kill annoying people at my command, then maybe I could see what all the fuss is about.
I love it when Julia treats that guy like a petulent (sp?) child. She's got the mom-voice down pat.
The subtitle does fit quite nicely with the rhythm of the Pretty Woman song.
Does everyone really automatically associate the term "Pretty Woman" with prostitution? My father-in-law, who came to the States post-Pretty Woman craze, once gave a toast using the term, and everyone laughed.
Cord, you can't leave the story at just that…this is a gossip site ya know! :)
I know I'm a professional shopper and female but, I don't really care for diamonds. It's kind of the female equivelant of, "My dick is bigger than yours".
I'f I'm going to go all out in a wang competition I'm going to take a bitch down with my shoes and purses. Diamonds just scratch shit up and stab my children in the eye.
I don't know why the writers strike is pissing me off so much? If I were non striking staff on a show and lost my job. I'd cross the picket line to kick those writers in the shins.
I hope they can enjoy any extra money they get while they have to think about all the people who are now out of work and need money. I'm sure all those grips and makeup people don't like money anyways.
Plus, Desperate Housewifes was sucking donkey cajones and last night it was actually really good, now, nothing else.