"A Toddler-Like Obsession With Numbers and Speed"
• Ha! [YouTube]
• Donald Trump leaves a $10,000 tip! "A buck for every pound of lard in Rosie's fat ass," he's heard to proclaim. [DListed]
•l Punk'd! [PS]
• Despite the rumors, after seeing these pictures we wager the implants have not been removed. [HT]
• With Harry Potter over and your 18th birthday approaching, get ready for the real sharks, young thing. [INO]
• Hollywood blackmail! [ICYDK]
• Maybe lots of surgery will solve life's woes. Worth a shot if one's a sad maniac, right? [Yeeeah]
• Welp, then there's this. [CityRag]
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That is so weird. Today is my birthday…yikes, 28 and counting! Cord, how did you know? What have these people been telling you!?
Happy Birthday to YOU, happy birthday to YOU, happy birthday dearest BLAH, happy birthday tooo
yooo!! :-) And Many More!!! Best wishes dollie!! :-)
Dearest Blah, go check out that attractive picture of OWEN WILSON and his woodie, ohhAhhhII
I mean Woodie Harrelison (sp). That's a nice birthday present, huh!!! :-)
My computer presently lacks sound and viewing Beyonce's performance purely visually was just as disturbing as the 2girls1cup video.
That vacant look in her eye as she shimmies next to the shirtless guy is quite disturbing.
Why does being with Woody give Owen a woody? Think about that Blah and, Happppppy Birthday to you. You look like a monkey and live in a shoe. Or is that, smell like one too.
God love Beyonce- as annoying as she is, there's still talent. And damn if all that "Check on It" dancing isn't putting her ass into some shape! Fie-ahce!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just got sound back on my computer.