Whatever man wears that shoe deserves to get promptly beaten with it.

I'm betting Perez has those in blue, green and pink!

And I like Blake Lewis… not so much for his music but becausse he reminds me of my buddy Nate.

Sporty Spice has had a solo career since the Spice Girls originally broke up, hasn't she?

Those shoes are beyond hideous. I'm going to get my father-in-law a pair.

Let's all ask ourselves "What would Tim Gunn do?" I don't think you'll see his prim and proper ass pimping these out anytime soon - and therefore neither should anyone else.

Yikes. US Magazine should get a body language analyst on Rachael and her husband STAT. That chick looks like she's gonna be cooking for one pretty soon. Unless, like me, she eats for five when she's sad. Dude looks like he's hanging on to that money train for dear life, and it's about to reach his stop.

Racheal Ray has on really cute boots…..Brit if you're out there maybe you should get you a pair.

Knowing her penchant for shitty footwear, Brit will likely be sporting these shoes soon enough.

I'd wear those shoes. Do the come in red though?
They look comfortable.

My feet get cold just looking at them.

Let me break it down in Carrie Bradshaw speak. Those Manolo's are a big ma no-no. Puuunnnnyyyy!

Every man needs a pair of blue suede, spectator slingbacks…

You know what would be a perfect look to go with these? A summer zoot suit…just like a normal zoot suit but with a short sleeved jacket, and shorts instead of trousers. I think that would be a great look…and a matching European carryall, of course.

Billy, that's not your feet getting cold. Your toes just fainted at the thought of having those shoes anywhere near them.