• Sacha Baron Cohen stuffed his crotch for Sweeney Todd. No idea why. [Queerty]
• "In my lifetime, from World War II on, life got freer and freer until herpes, then AIDS. That was the end, ask any bar owner. Things moved to the right." [DListed]
• The Gossip Girl boy is gossiping with girls at a basketball game. Oh boy! [PS]
• Most of the hookers we've seen in New York have "hooker flip flops with holes in the soles" and "hooker crippling drug addictions," not leather "hooker boots." [HT]
• No makeup. That's what we like to see. [INO]
• Madonna's new album will not be titled Licorice. What a relief, huh? [ICYDK]
• For her babies, Jennifer Lopez wants a bunch of impractical stuff that's absurdly expensive. How incongruous with the miracle of life. [Yeeeah]
• People write all over this city, and, when it's not racist, it can be really great. [CityRag]
Editor
$560 for a double jogging stroller actually isn't expensive. Same with the Peg Perego double stroller I don't think most the stuff listed is all that absurd for a higher-earning clientele base.
Now a suede playmate, I don't know why anyone would want to put babies on suede anyway.
1. Im thinking that Sasha has man issues. He overcompensates too much. Did they take too much off during the briss or something?
4. To be fair, Condoleezza Rice wore "hooker boots" when she travelled to Russia. Hey, if you are going to wear a skirt in the winter, you need to keep your legs warm!
5. Kelley doesn't look bad as much as she looks tired. I thought she cancelled her tour and her album sucked…take a nap girl! It's not like you have a record signing to go to.
7. I'm not surprised that Jen is asking for these ridiculous gifts. She's the Barbara Striesand of our generation. Next thing you know she'll paint Oprah's microphone white when she performs.
Well he didn't beat Owen Wilson in my book. Better
luck next time Sacha. ( "My GOODNESS" on that Owen Wilson
Oh, please indulge me while I go there with new moms and their wish lists.
Let them have there wish lists. Let them have their dreams. Let them think all the things that they want. It's the last time that they will have this chance to be self-indulgent.
You know why? Reality comes around soon enough.
And then comes the teenage years of those precious babies that they had to have every thing perfect for. If THAT doesn't get them back to reality, then your young adult children with their fancy wish lists for THEIR new babies will. It's the circle of life.
My favorite tagging ever was over a poster explaining why nuts are beneficial to your health and someone wrote "POLISH PEOPLE ARE NUTS!" at the bottom. I should have taken a picture it was so funny…
Re: My previous post
Oh dear, that's sort of racist isn't? Damn it. Well then, that's not funny at all, I'm glad I didn't take a picture.
Maria: As a person of Polish descent, I would take offense at that if I understood why it was offensive.
(See what I did there? A Polack, making fun of her own kind. Get a sense of humor people!)
Ha ha Sug, that reminds me, someone wrote a SATIRE about Polish people being stupid and the community I live in (mostly polsky) got super pissed off, like it was a real article. I almost died.
http://www.nysun.com/article/42890
I need to find the original article! You ever notice that the people who seem to get all up in arms about crap like this are the ones who seem to most closely resemble the stereo types?
I am 50% Polish (my dad's parents were both born in Poland) AND real blonde. I graduated 4th in my class and was accepted at Notre Dame. (Far from you stereotypical dumb Polack/dumb blonde.) I have never been offended by the jokes and preconceived notions some people have. It's a lot more fun to watch them fall all over themselves when they realize that Kobiela (my maiden name) is Polish.
"Every time a big dick fantasy dies, a fairy loses their wings…" That's how I'm always felt! Thanks, Queerty!