That scary Santa shit made me pee my pants last year. I was sort of proud of Florida after that.

Anyone want to tell me what happens in the video clip, I can't be bothered to watch that shit, it is too long!

1) Bow wow stopped being likeable when he hit puberty.
2) Zac Efron could play the Mannequin if there ever was a Mannequin 3 with a male lead.
I wonder how long it takes him to do his hair?
3) Still don't care about anything Gre/ay's Anatomy related.
4) That broad is a reason away from doing gangbang videos. …Other being a weather girl at a newstation in LA.
5)So JLH's ass is pregnant? because she has a pretty nonexistent belly.
6) Hayden Panettiere comes across as a huge bitch to me. And that bag is ugly.
7 & 8) Neither of these two exist to me.

Lisa, I watched up to 2 minutes and that was completely disgusted by the nonsense that was being spewed. Bow wow said something about wearing a million out of nowhere and the two other dudes just looked at him like "okay?"

then*

The second one is worth the read and I think the 4th one is honor of that bitch calling us all morons. Someone did call us morons didnt they? I dont really remember. Hmm maybe I'm the moron. Or maybe I've….oh whatever.

I'm sorry, but the way Omarion looks at Bow Wow when he comes in the room…it's suspect.

Reading that Zac Efron story makes me feel really weird. And not weird like the first time I saw a guy naked. Like weird when Liza and David Guest would kiss. It's just wrong and icky.

Hayden's purse looks like a stupid man's Balenciaga. I also hate big tit's reviews. Listening to her makes my brain hemorrhage.

Once again Madonna proves just what a boring shell of the fun ass bitch she used to be. Remember, Holiday? What the fuck happened to, "Celebrate, come together in every nation."?

Yeah, how can we celebrate with no cheese, cream, salt and preservatives. Just add alcohol and that is the chemical make up of me. Damn.

Damn, those Scary Santa photos are hilarious. I love that some of those people actually sent those out for Christmas cards…how mortifying.

I just saw Fidel Castro on the news wearing a Red, White, and Blue windbreaker suit. True story. ABC News doesn't lie.

But, Perez does. What a dirt neck. I wonder if we'll see that on his site?

qc, Madonna is full of preservatives too. But they are to help her from completely turning into a huge walking wrinkle. That's still not fun for Christmas.

I'm also pretty sure that all the twinkies I ate as a child will help sustain me through any nuclear meltdown. Twinkies live forever.

Im sorry but did Bow wow really imply that if the host had a problem he could come out and take it up wit hhis bodygaurds? Awesome!