• Two Girls One Cup set the bar for “viral videos” in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]
• Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you’ll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]
• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]
• Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]
• It’s that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]
• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]
• “Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to ‘being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.’” We will not. [ICYDK]
• “So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor.” [Yeeeah]
• Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]



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8. nice outfit, whore. did you steal that cardigan from mr. rogers closet?
9. jack must be back on the pills.