More Like President of the MOO-nited States! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

• Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States…in unsalted butter. [NYT]
• Brandy ran her car into the car of a woman who may or may not have been dead already and all she got was this lousy link announcing her absolution. [DListed]
• New moratorium for '08: No more talking about "nipple slips." Get resolute on this one, people. [HT]
• Spencer Pratt again belying his villainous Hills role with kind actions. WTF? [ICYDK]
• Giada talks about babies. Not cooking them, but having them, which is not as interesting. [INO]
• See what we're saying about "nipple slip"? We're done with it. You be done with it, too. Please? [CityRag]
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Insert obligatory "Butter Face" joke here.
You must find Big Butter Jesus on You Tube! (Well, I guess it's more of a suggestion than a rquirement… you knew what I meant though, right?
I feel a BIG need for some homemade buttermilk biscuts right now. Those pancakes earlier just made me more hungry. I want popcorn too. Let's melt this statue. And grab that salt. Maybe I'll make some chocolate cookies. (I knew I shouldn't have hit that bowl.)
I seriously wish I had a bowl right now. I'm cleaning out for a possible drug test. IT SUCKS! So please qc, dont tease. Its just very hurtful. Boo-hoo.
I am so sorry dollie. That's so messed up.
I wish we were neighbors so that I could smoke you out when you were done with that heinous drug test.
Thanks! Me too. The bad thing is I'm not sure….my boss hinted to that effect so I'm really gonna have to be good for awhile. I'm giving it a month, then screw it.
Which raises the question, better than what?
don't they have a brown color dye to make butter face more accurate. I mean at first glance if you don't do the whole politic thing you wouldn't know who he is. As soon as you add the brown though people would know that it is indeed the one the only Barack Obama.
I am ready for a nippleslip free 2008. No one wants to see any nippleslips from me, sure bet.
Come back here with my butter head!
The butter head was sculpted for my video on Butter activism in Iowa.
To see what at great leader the future butter head of United States is, watch the video at http://www.youtube.com/citizenkate2008
Peace and Hugs!
Kate