Seriously? Who is this movie reviewer bimbo and why do I keep seeing her mug? P.S. Ben Stiller = GROSSLY Overrated and NOT funny.

That was so uncool. I just ate dinner and that photo of Heidi made it almost come back up.

Who is Natasha Lyonne? And if that girl is off the Smack, then what is she currently on? Because that surely is not the face of sobriety.

Nicole; Just have a C section like all the other celebrity assholes who don't want to do it the natural way.

Supermodels are not attractive. End of discussion.

Leaves on pizza disturbs me.

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Cord, what is the difference on an ethical level between wearing a leather jacket or a fur jacket? Nothing. It's one thing to not like it, but it's quite another to call it immoral.

Touche, blah! Touche!

Duhvs, blah: you EAT the cow or horse (for cordovan). When was the last time you ate mink? I thought so!

Who said mink? Is it ok then, by that logic to wear a fur jacket that it made of rabbit if you eat the rabbit as well?

I like her. Is she a porn star?

I don't know Cord…if I still had a body like Ms Rafaeli, life wouldn't be too bad. Now if only those dumb models would keep their mouths shut…

Sorry Cord. Reviewing movies after a nyquil binge is not a good idea. I still like my plan for drunk girl movie reviews. I'm going to get on that.

Anna Marie's makes my top ten pizza slices I'm not likely to remember eating the next day.

Oh blah - it was a joke. Sorry it didn't come across. For future reference, when I say "duhvs" I am not being serious.

The only problem I have with fur is that it seems dirty if not fresh from the store. Like not washing your hair for a while. I know that makes no sense, but there it is.