• Colbert is struggling, but we hate Two and a Half Men! How to feel about the writer's strike? [Jossip]
• Let's get one thing straight: Mariah Carey would, indeed, rather sing with JLo than a pig. [DListed]
• It's like he wants you to hate his clothes. [PS]
• There's a charity called Teens for Jeans and Rachel Bilson is shilling for them. Donate if you're for jeans or Rachel Bilson (or both). Adults in khakis need not apply. [HT]
• Taylor Hicks has lost his record deal! Don't tell your lonely aunt, she's sad enough. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Beals, we should let you know that we've never gotten over our Flashdance crush. Do you like us, too? [INO]
• Fear for this fetus: "On her last prison visit [Amy Winehouse] told Blake that she wants to try and get pregnant as soon as she can. [Yeeeah]
• Photoshop can be scary! [CityRag]
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I know this is awful to say, but I will say it anyway. There is no way Whino could carry a child to term and have a healthy baby in her current state.
"On her last prison visit [Amy Winehouse] told Blake that she wants to try and get pregnant as soon as she can."
Hmmm… what's wrong with this sentence? Let me think…
I wonder if Blake is intelligent enough to put two and two together and realise his wife is boffing other men while the man has him down.
I'd like to lock Lilo and Whino in the Thunderdome with a bountiful amount of alcohol, narcotics and virginal men for one week and see who comes out alive.
Two tramps enter, one tramp leaves.
Whoever dies first wins?
I think it's who ever infects the most men, wins.
PS, Mae. I'm not sure Amy could carry a baguette and carry it from the store. I hope her unjailed boyfriend can't get her pregnant.
The two carries in my sentence are one too many.
cooter, yeah. I think one or the other would kill the other and then bang all the virginal boys and then kill them. Kind of like in the movie "Species"
juju, much like your two "carries" my two "others" were one too many.
our redundancy has been seen by all. Let's go drink the humiliation away with that new nyquil, meth, frappaccino. I'll throw in a yummy reduced fat coffee cake.
I'm half way there bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, except for the meth, and the frapp.
Well, fine, what about the nyquill? I guess one out of 3 will do. Just tripple it up. But we also have to watch a terrible move. I'll be selecting, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
i don't have the meth and frap, but i could probably conjure up a substitute with household cleaners, half and half and nasal spray. i select They Live as my movie.
With enough NyQuil I bet They Live could come off as the romantic comedy of the year.
You are like the friggin magyver of cocktails. I want you on my team.
Even if it was a remake starring Ben Stiller…
Heath has never gotten over his part in Brokeback Mountain..