• Members of the Jossip family dared question Mrs. Huxtable and Darth Vader! [SH]
• It's the 20th anniversary of Sweatin' to the Oldies! And yet, Americans: Fatter than ever. New methods, Simmons. [DListed]
• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won't. So now it's this and aging gracefully. [PS]
• Halle Berry: "I want to stay pregnant forever." Mormons, that's your cue: Ready, set, convert! [ICYDK]
• What exactly is Style Your Slim? And why such an awkward name? [INO]
• In case you missed it, Jezebel: "Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless." [HT]
• Paula Abdul is apparently not all there, but you knew that. [Yeeeah]
• TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! [CityRag]
• "Chhattisgarh priest kills himself, promises rebirth" [Reuters]
Editor
"Members of the Jossip family dared question Mrs. Huxtable and Darth Vader!"
Screw that! Did you ask Terrence if he had any buttwipes in his pocket??
Oh dear god! Now I've seen it, too, juju. Richard Simmons' vagina! The horror. I'll never forgive you, Cord.
Ok that priest story is hysterical.
"Police expect the crowds will give up their vigil by Monday evening."
*rofl*
I think his buttwipes were in his purse, Kitch.
As for the Hollywood Tuna post - I wish I had never read the site before, because then, at least, I could say, "oh, he's just funnin."
Mrs Huxtable sounds like a pompous bitch.
I just remembered that Nicole Kidman was in that movie "The Stepford Wives". That makes so much sense now.
I'll agree that Heidi looks decent enough, but if she would just walk around like an actual person instead of these retarded poses, I wouldn't have to hate her as much.
Mormonism gets a shout out and the hag religion doesn't.
Just remember folks, when choosing the religion of your choice, Mormenutologism, and it's cute, blind, hairless icon, Rumple McForeskin McGee, otherwise known as Moronixenu, says he doesn't care if you're pregnant 24/7 or not. That's a personal matter.
And I really do not need to see the sexual ambiguity of Richard Simmon's private parts. That's a personal matter.
And instead of dry bread and backwash wine, you get ritz with spray cheese and a wine cooler. What religion can compete with that?
I'm also really sorry my eyes were once again assaulted with the Simmons vag. My eyes literally tried to rip themselves out of their tyrannous sockets.
I also don't see what's wrong with Heidi. That's how I do it when I go to the pool. Sure I embarrass the family but so what.
Phylicia is the epitome of class, black beauty, sophistication and grace. She and Debbie are finally starting to look like sisters, I never really saw the connection before. If only today's "stars" could carry themselves like these two women…well, one can dream.
Halle Berry is possibly one of the most beautiful pregnant ladies I have ever seen.
Heidi Montag is the epitome of pathetic, she and that douche boyfriend of hers make me want to shudder — and I don't even watch that dumb show they're on.
My god, Phylicia Rashad is still so beautiful.