"Joaquin" Is a Bit Tricky

• LOL, indeed. [PITNB]
• No more masculine musicals! They're oxymoronic and moronic. [DListed]
• Cigarettes and jet skis would be a good name for an electroclash band if anyone listened to electroclash anymore. [PS]
• It's time for the porn awards; also know as the Oscars for Victims of Sexual Abuse. [HT]
• Mischa Barton makes history and takes responsibility for her actions. [INO]
• YIKES: "Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears has been dumped by boyfriend Casey Aldridge because he doubts he is the father…" [ICYDK]
• Madonna's bottled water is even more stupid than everyone else's bottled water. [Yeeeah]
• Vinyl records are exactly 87 percent cooler than MP3s. [CityRag]
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"also know as the Oscars for Victims of Sexual Abuse" Truest statement. Ever.
To be fair. He looks wasted.
He is a Mormenutologist. So is Danny Devito.
He (joaquin) looks like a former lover of mine.
Back when we were young. (My former lover couldn't spell his own name too.) He was a crazy
ass. But he was one of the best lovers I ever had. Eventually, his craziness made it imperative that he had to go. Sadly, I did miss him. I still miss him sometimes. I wonder how he is doing these days.
He absolutely looks wasted! Some production assitant made those cards, and he didn't check them before going on-air. ha ha. Image what they could have gotten away with?!?!
I went flaccid upon looking at Joaquin's picture.
I think he's trying to make a joke. It says "I'm jo-a-qin". See?
P.S.
Vinyl records are cooler than MP3s. Ever try finding the "Fame" Soundtrack on mp3s? Impossible! Good thing I can count on Vinyl.
I will concur that the crazy asses are some good lovers. Too bad you can't enjoy a quiet dinner at Bennigan's without someone throwing an appetizer.
Y'all are ignoring the most important link…The Fight Club musical! OH MY GOD!!! My head and crotch are exploding as I type!!!!!!!!!! I will have to move to NYC now!
But Brad will not be in it? Who can even step into that role? His body was freaking unhumanly hot for that movie. It's just near impossible.
I never saw Fight Club.
Yeah, Yeah, I know.
mae, you make me sick. it's on skinnymax all the time or at the very least go rent it. sick.
True ju…no one can replace the Brad. But we've got to try. Don't forget his face too…he was at the peak of his beauty in that movie.
God I'm horny.
You and me both. This does not bode well for either of us since it's not quitting time. Not that I have a quitting time but the person I have sex with sure does.
I have Fight Club. Great movie, however, I guessed the ending pretty soon into it.
I did that with Secret Window too. ( Johnny Depp)
My friends hate going to the movies with me because I am always calling out the endings.
I should just keep that to myself, but I can't.
When we went to see the DaVinci Code, they told me, "queencrone, we know you will have it figured out early on so just shut up and don't tell us, O.K."
Well, I like these gals so I shut my mouth.
What was my point? I can't remember. I think that I am drawn to this picture of Joaquin cause he reminds me of a fun person from my colorful past.
ooh, j_b's crotch is exploding? i'd rather buy tickets to a showing of that than fight club the musical. fo realz.
It's quite a show STM…but it's messy. Bring an umbrella, ella, ella. Hey. Hey. Hey.