"Joaquin" Is a Bit Tricky

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Jan 10, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 17 Responses
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  • Comments (17)

    No. 1 Gab says:

    "also know as the Oscars for Victims of Sexual Abuse" Truest statement. Ever.

    Posted: Jan 10, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    To be fair. He looks wasted.

    Posted: Jan 10, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    No. 3 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    He is a Mormenutologist. So is Danny Devito.

    Posted: Jan 10, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    No. 4 queencrone says:

    He (joaquin) looks like a former lover of mine.
    Back when we were young. (My former lover couldn't spell his own name too.) He was a crazy
    ass. But he was one of the best lovers I ever had. Eventually, his craziness made it imperative that he had to go. Sadly, I did miss him. I still miss him sometimes. I wonder how he is doing these days.

    Posted: Jan 10, 2008 at 10:03 pm
    No. 5 Ruby Jackson says:

    He absolutely looks wasted! Some production assitant made those cards, and he didn't check them before going on-air. ha ha. Image what they could have gotten away with?!?!

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 12:19 am
    No. 6 mae says:

    I went flaccid upon looking at Joaquin's picture.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 1:54 am
    No. 7 fleenflan says:

    I think he's trying to make a joke. It says "I'm jo-a-qin". See?

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 7:34 am
    No. 8 mae says:

    P.S.
    Vinyl records are cooler than MP3s. Ever try finding the "Fame" Soundtrack on mp3s? Impossible! Good thing I can count on Vinyl.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 8:53 am
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    I will concur that the crazy asses are some good lovers. Too bad you can't enjoy a quiet dinner at Bennigan's without someone throwing an appetizer.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 9:13 am
    No. 10 james_boston says:

    Y'all are ignoring the most important link…The Fight Club musical! OH MY GOD!!! My head and crotch are exploding as I type!!!!!!!!!! I will have to move to NYC now!

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 9:53 am
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    But Brad will not be in it? Who can even step into that role? His body was freaking unhumanly hot for that movie. It's just near impossible.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 9:59 am
    No. 12 mae says:

    I never saw Fight Club.
    Yeah, Yeah, I know.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 10:18 am
    No. 13 james_boston says:

    mae, you make me sick. it's on skinnymax all the time or at the very least go rent it. sick.

    True ju…no one can replace the Brad. But we've got to try. Don't forget his face too…he was at the peak of his beauty in that movie.

    God I'm horny.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 10:24 am
    No. 14 jujubees says:

    You and me both. This does not bode well for either of us since it's not quitting time. Not that I have a quitting time but the person I have sex with sure does.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    No. 15 queencrone says:

    I have Fight Club. Great movie, however, I guessed the ending pretty soon into it.

    I did that with Secret Window too. ( Johnny Depp)
    My friends hate going to the movies with me because I am always calling out the endings.
    I should just keep that to myself, but I can't.

    When we went to see the DaVinci Code, they told me, "queencrone, we know you will have it figured out early on so just shut up and don't tell us, O.K."

    Well, I like these gals so I shut my mouth.

    What was my point? I can't remember. I think that I am drawn to this picture of Joaquin cause he reminds me of a fun person from my colorful past.

    Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    No. 16 stopthemadness says:

    ooh, j_b's crotch is exploding? i'd rather buy tickets to a showing of that than fight club the musical. fo realz.

    Posted: Jan 12, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    No. 17 james_boston says:

    It's quite a show STM…but it's messy. Bring an umbrella, ella, ella. Hey. Hey. Hey.

    Posted: Jan 14, 2008 at 9:21 am
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