There, hags. Cord has responded to your need for "Celebreality." ;)

See…he does love us.

Ok, fine. But it would have been handier yesterday. i had to hang out with loved one's and shit.

PS, Paris, passing on std's since early 2000
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Drew Barrymore is dating a Mac?

Eff you, flare jeans are great with boots…and sneakers. Come on, Cord, we all know women's fashion isn't your forte but relaxed fit with jeans? What am I, a dude?
Also, who wants to bet Paris hasn't ever seen an episode of The L Word?

She likes to get it up her itunes.

Jill, don't cry. I saw a picture of him with rolled up pants cuffs. We can't take him seriously.

Oh shit Jill. Those pants are really bad. I really wanted to take your side too.

I can only assume he was also wearing flip flops with the rolled up pants cuffs. Thong sandals on guys are a huge no no, for me at least.

The Jessica Simpson pants? Oh yes, they're a bit big she could have done better with a different shoe. But I'm sticking up for flare jeans in general, I guess I should point out that too big of a flare cannot be a good thing.

Ok, thanks for the clarification. I feel better about that now. If I think back, there was either flip flops or loafers involved. I hope someone can find the picture again. And by someone, not a lazy ass like me.

You know, it's Rock of Love 2 that's going to make me REALLY miss evil twin.

Recaps days were always an occasion around here. Why can Rumple not find her?

no jill! Flare jeans are NOT good. I really think Cord is right here. Unless you are over 34, they're lame.

i really like flared jeans, but my boyfriend has shamed me out of wearing them.

"those are jar jar pants. me-sa thinks your pant-sa are ugly-sa."

sigh. sometimes it's just easier to give in.

So did the person on HT assume that's a purse, or is there a link to the designer or something? Because I have a few that look just like that, but they're for transporting bras without losing the moulded shape.

If it's the same review girl from HT, she's probably wearing it as a bra.

Wow! Never thought I'd see Paris at an L-word event! But props for the support! I love that show!!

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~ JD

Kitchy, yeah, it looks like a Bra(g). Granted, it's doubtful most men could even fathom that such things exist…

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IT WILL BE GOOD . GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
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Hi cheslsea, sweetheart, the queencrone might have a bit of a hangover this morning. Your yelling is not going to make it better.

I hear all the cool kids are using all lower case these days anyway.

You must give the elderly time to wake up from their hangovers. They don't just snap out if it after a breakfast bar at the Denny's.

Those were truly the good ole days.

Grand Slam!!!

I worked at Dennys back in the day, and my favorite shift was what we called the drunk shift.
The customers thought they were tipping you one dollar but they were too drunk to see properly and a lot of the time it was a ten.

This is when I learned that coffee doesn't really sober one up.

I used to be in attendance during the "drunk shift" a lot back in the day. I could always tell I was high because I could never stop laughing when someone ordered "Moons Over My Hammy"…still makes me giggle to this day…

I think I remember you yourmom. Are you that lady that used to smoke with me on my break?

We had fun. Until the cabs came and took you all away until the next week end.

Damn those cabbies and their carting of young, inebriated, late-night denny's crashers home to safety…or at least to another drinking/smoking/all around shenanigan supporting venue…